With a heavy heart, I have to tell you that Gatorsports.com has made me an offer I can't refuse

[GatorTAG]

In a little over an hour that thread has already eclipsed half the threads on the front page in replies. You can hear crickets chirping ion that place.

 

[maheo30]

I see Alvie is being classy as usual.

 

[oxrageous]

I see Alvie is being classy as usual.

Yeah, he got really mean spirited over the last year. Maybe his drinking problem has gotten worse.

 

[GatorTAG]

I think he's just gotten cocky because theres no one keeping him in check over there.

 

[chferg]

Yeah, he got really mean spirited over the last year. Maybe his drinking problem has gotten worse.

Tyrant

 

[Captain Sasquatch]

 

[Okeechobee Joe]

Happy April Fools Day Ox

 

[gatormandan]

So I went over to GSMB and started a thread to welcome us back.

http://forum.gatorsports.com/topic/36603-its-good-to-be-back/

This turned out to be a great idea! Classic.

 

[TLB]

IF we can register new accounts over there
We should register a few staff-sounding accounts well in advance of next year's April 1
Then on April 1 (or shortly before) we launch several threads there indicating "Under new management....we will be converting this forum to (then let your imagination go)"

for example
New forum for Recipe Exchange, Restaurant Reviews, and Favorite Foods - new threads can only be started by LOF as honorary mod
Sports forum to be removed, replaced by Lawn and Gardening
Announce Forum Guidelines for the Sports Forum whereby nobody can say anything bad about Mac, White, UF, or most especially the UAA


++++


Register an account as "UAA" and share the login with several of us here to feed LOF's conspiracy theories.
Register an account as 'TN is BACK" to support Avlie's claims of resurgence, then moan endlessly about how UF owns us
Register an account as "MIAMI STORM" or "SEMINOLE UPRISING" to support LOF's anti-UF rhetoric, then moan endlessly about how we wish we were UF

(I'll admit I can be creative, but lack the energy required to troll at this level)

 

[aka]

Our humor is lost on them, I think.

 

[TLB]

I was approached recently by ownership of the Gainesville Sun, who of course controls Gatorsports.com

Btw, Ox, this is where you blew it. Less a matter of any ire they may have to you personally, but more to the point that NOBODY is in control over there. That's when I knew you were making this up.

 

[GatorTAG]

This turned out to be a great idea! Classic.

Most traffic they've had in 2 years.

 

[Hotrod]

I fell for it because I knew that Ox could be bought.

 

[TN G8tr]

No one in the Gator Sports Management department is that smart to want us back. Bunch of morons running that rag. Why do you think Dooley and Andreu still have a job.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

 

[GatorStud]

Damn, I'm embarrassed I started calling you a F'ing A'hole... relieved it's a joke.

 

[oxrageous]

Guys, this was all a joke.

 

[URGatorBait]

Guys, this was all a joke.

 

[crosscreekcooter]

No schit

 

[Swamp Queen]

Guys, this was all a joke.