IF we can register new accounts over there
We should register a few staff-sounding accounts well in advance of next year's April 1
Then on April 1 (or shortly before) we launch several threads there indicating "Under new management....we will be converting this forum to (then let your imagination go)"
for example
New forum for Recipe Exchange, Restaurant Reviews, and Favorite Foods - new threads can only be started by LOF as honorary mod
Sports forum to be removed, replaced by Lawn and Gardening
Announce Forum Guidelines for the Sports Forum whereby nobody can say anything bad about Mac, White, UF, or most especially the UAA
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Register an account as "UAA" and share the login with several of us here to feed LOF's conspiracy theories.
Register an account as 'TN is BACK" to support Avlie's claims of resurgence, then moan endlessly about how UF owns us
Register an account as "MIAMI STORM" or "SEMINOLE UPRISING" to support LOF's anti-UF rhetoric, then moan endlessly about how we wish we were UF
(I'll admit I can be creative, but lack the energy required to troll at this level)