***OFFICIAL GAME THREAD: UF vs Missouri***

oxrageous

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Did I wake up this morning to discover Missouri is now some kind of powerhouse? Tennessee curb stomped them, 35-12.

You guys are ridiculous.
 

Swamp Donkey

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Did I wake up this morning to discover Missouri is now some kind of powerhouse? Tennessee curb stomped them, 35-12.

You guys are ridiculous.
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I obviously don't know schytt from shinola, but I refuse to let that get in the way of a good time. UF 45 - Lil' MO 31. Trask, Toney and Pitts sparkle. D gets a couple of stops out of pure dumbass luck. Mullen praises TG for having a pulse and Stiner gets player of the week for only giving up 3 big plays. Euphoria reigns supreme among the 826 in attendance. Go Gators!
 

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So the Vandy/Ole Miss game merits the SECN, but we're relegated to the Alternate channel? Did I see that right?
You've got to be kidding me. We haven't played in 3 goddamn weeks and now the game's not even on TV if you only get 1 SECN channel? Ohh yeah, we're back baby :banghead:
 

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This makes absolutely no sense. So he hasn't been doing this for the last 3 years and just started after the aTm game?
I heard he baked a quiche for each member of the defensive staff and brought them each a mason jar of Orange and Blue potpourri with a rainbow ribbon tied around it that says "Think like a champion today!". So I think he has their attention, that's for sure.
 

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Mullets has been quarantined from even his family since last game. Team has missed 2 weeks of practice. Dan has turned into just another mealy-mouthed, snot wiping, run of the mill, lazy ass football coach. Blames all of this on travel to Texas A&M as if other teams don’t have the same travel requirements and the fact that we didn’t have Covid early in preseason like the other teams did.

Just another excuse maker....
 

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In other words “fuch you, I’m gonna let Dwag Choker bury us both”
I'm fine with that.

the really great ones have that pissed-off sick-at-their-stomach look after a loss. the rest just look like "fuchs it I make millions a year regardless". Dorky Dan is one of the rest.
 
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Renard904

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Mullets has been quarantined from even his family since last game. Team has missed 2 weeks of practice. Dan has turned into just another mealy-mouthed, snot wiping, run of the mill, lazy ass football coach. Blames all of this on travel to Texas A&M as if other teams don’t have the same travel requirements and the fact that we didn’t have Covid early in preseason like the other teams did.

Just another excuse maker....
What the hell are you talking about? So what should he have said? Get a tampon for that gooch and simmer down. This is when I come off as defending the coach. I’m not. I just think some criticisms are ridiculous. So you want the football coach to somehow be concerned with how players got a virus? There’s trainers and medical staff for that. He just goes up there and parrots whatever they say. In reality, he has no clue how everyone contracted the virus. He’s just giving the PC response that was provided to him.
 

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