Poll: Worst College Team Name

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Gator By Marriage said:

Furman University Paladins.

The Paladins were Christian Knights, so really it's the Furman University Christian Knights. Awkward acronym.

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Well, then my brother in law is a F U C K

 

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Man you left out a bunch.

What about the Idaho Vandals? That's nice, we're gonna sneak into your stadium and spray paint graffiti all over the walls.
Or the Presbyterian Blue Hose? I guess this is what a group of prostitutes looks like when they collectively hold their breath.
OSU Buckeyes? Yeah, we are the fighting acorns.
If the Dartmouth Big Green play the Cornell Big Red, what color comes out?
If an Akron fan stands behind the Zips, what does that make him?
Man I hate the Richmond Spiders. That's nasty.
Finally, lets all cheer for the Campbell Camels, their basketball team is undefeated on Wednesdays.

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Dartmouth still has the best mascot... added student bonus: beer is free at the student union.

 

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Well, then my brother in law is a F U C K

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Bemidji State Beavers

I’d like to see them match up with USCe, just so we can have the Cocks Vs Beavers matchup

Oh, and their rally song is a real winner, too

 

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Poll: Worst College Team Name.........half assss used semen holes........

 

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Bama. Named after a menstrual cycle.

 

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Bemidji State Beavers

I’d like to see them match up with USCe, just so we can have the Cocks Vs Beavers matchup

Oh, and their rally song is a real winner, too

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Never happen.
Oregon State Beavers OTOH, could end up playing USCe some glorious day.


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Illinois Fighting Illini

Syracuse Orangemen?

Tennessee Volunteers is pretty stupid.

Hawaii Rainbow Warriors.

Any of the 4,387 schools who couldn't come up with anything more original than Tigers.

 

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Any of the 4,387 schools who couldn't come up with anything more original than Tigers.

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Or the 4127 teams named Bulldwags?
Or Eagles
or Panthers,
or Lions,
or Knights,
or Wildcats.

 

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They are all better than another unimaginative Tigers/dawgs.

 

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I am so glad nobody mentioned the Hilltoppers I had a good friend back in the 70s who was a Western Ky grad and when he told me they were the Hilltoppers they became my favorite non SEC team. I love that name. Hey Willie Taggart played QB for the Hilltoppers.

 

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Syracuse Orangemen?

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let’s get politically correct here. (Orangeheshes)

 

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The Delta State University Fighting Okra might be the worst. And the mascot looks like the anthropomorphized crotch area of a catcher's chest protector. Look at how frightened this kid is of this thing:

 

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The Delta State University Fighting Okra might be the worst. And the mascot looks like the anthropomorphized crotch area of a catcher's chest protector. Look at how frightened this kid is of this thing:

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Not even wearing shoes.

 

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Macon Whoopee may be the best name of all time. They were a minor league hockey team a while back.

 

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prob already linked

 

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let’s get politically correct here. (Orangeheshes)

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Outrageously bimary.

Did you just presume our pronouns?

#racist #18genders

 

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The best names are always ones where it’s a badass animal and nobody else uses it; i.e. Gators. I never really thought Longhorns were badass until I watched Bevo try to turn Uga into shish kebab. So, Longhorns now qualify in my book.

 

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Bama. Named after a menstrual cycle.

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I would have to say Banana Slugs but I couldn’t diss them only because Travolta sported their t shirt in the all time classic Pulp Fiction...so I chose the Anteaters instead.