Dave's Not Here

[CDGator]

Really!! I feel so betrayed. A thread about strange names.

Ok, BM.

 

[Gatordiddy]

Speaking of names-
Who knew Moonpies were cold blooded

 

[Durty South Swamp]

Btch was asking for it.

 

[wrpgator]

Whatever happened to the idea of simple names? Like Larry, Don, Dick? Why does everyone now have to be Oliver, Lucas, Liam? I've never heard of a Communist named Fred. I know plenty who go by Aria.

What goes?

Seven + billion people have lived on earth, and not a single person named Skippy has ever been a commie. Not one. If Karl Marx had been named Skippy, or Rusty or Bucky the course of history would be far different. Take extreme care to not name your kid Karl, Adolph, Vladimir or Barack.

 

[wrpgator]

Anyone remember Octavius Demetrius Gould?

About - Octavius Gould Enterprises

Octavius Gould is CEO of a leadership development and executive coaching firm in Atlanta, Georgia.

www.octaviusgould.com

With a name like a Roman emperor how could you avoid being “a certified executive coach and trusted advisor to organizations both large and small, on mission-critical areas that enhance leadership skills and team performance.” Octavius, from Wesley Chapel, was Gator RB until he got Wally Pipped by some guy named Emmitt Smith.

 

[soflagator]

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Telling fellow kids her name won’t be nearly as difficult as explaining to them that her mom used to be on Fraggle Rock.

 

[Double Gator Dad]

Anyone remember Octavius Demetrius Gould?

About - Octavius Gould Enterprises

Octavius Gould is CEO of a leadership development and executive coaching firm in Atlanta, Georgia.

www.octaviusgould.com

With a name like a Roman emperor how could you avoid being “a certified executive coach and trusted advisor to organizations both large and small, on mission-critical areas that enhance leadership skills and team performance.” Octavius, from Wesley Chapel, was Gator RB until he got Wally Pipped by some guy named Emmitt Smith.

Octavious Gould was from Browns Mills NJ.

 

[Spurffelbow833]

Seven + billion people have lived on earth, and not a single person named Skippy has ever been a commie. Not one. If Karl Marx had been named Skippy, or Rusty or Bucky the course of history would be far different. Take extreme care to not name your kid Karl, Adolph, Vladimir or Barack.

Carl with a "C" is OK.

 

[BMF]

This is old, but funny AF.

 

[Gatordiddy]

This is old, but funny AF.

Gonna try and talk my daughter into naming her upcoming baby BonQuiQui... or Courtney.

 

[TheDouglas78]

Well, my kids both have complicated family names, so I’m probably not the best person to chime in. But what circles are you running in that you know multiple communists, let alone “plenty” with the same name?

What Carson Wentz JR Sofla is complicated?

 

[Gatordiddy]

What Carson Wentz JR Sofla is complicated?

It rolls off the tongue better than Ron Jaworsoflawski