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Founding Member
The highly scientific criteria used to select candidates:
- Won-loss record
- Ability to speak in undecipherable sentences after games and flame out
- How bad off did he leave us?
- Ability to hire high schoolish assistants
- Ability to take recruiting cues from high schoolish assistants
- The dick factor
- Was he a hypochondriac?
- Was he a pyromaniac?
- Was he a kleptomaniac?
- Any other manias or phobias
- What would Swamp Donkey say?