Head Coaching Candidates Thread; Brian Kelly goes to LSU

[neteng]

Dont know who this is or if it is believable...

 

[LagoonGator68]

Dont know who this is or if it is believable...

Total bullshiit

 

[neteng]

Total bullshiit

Hope so.

This was in the replies:

 

[NOLAGATOR]

Depends on what sounds she’s making while I’m doing her

She?...not what I'm hearing

 

[neteng]

 

[Ironhead]

"oooh boy, born again Christian Lane Kiffin bringing along the nephew of Payt-uhn!"

Some of you guys drank a little too much of that fancy reserve hooch and need to sober up. If you're still talking like this after that you should turn your Gator cards in.

Oh hell no…?We would never want the Number One FN QB in the Nation because, well he’s a ….GASP….Manning.
Or worse yet, he once stepped foot on that stinking pile of **** campus in Athens!
Everyone knows we don’t like them damn dwags!!!

You people are Fn sick.

After what we’ve been through since 2010 and you’re whining about the number one recruit in the country as a possibility???

My God.

Think about what Kiffen hire would do to Florida right now.
If he’s hired tonight, we will be the headlines from Podunck Kansas to Bristol Connecticut to LA and beyond.

Even Nicky would shutter at the thought of a team as talented as his coming to Atlanta coached by Kiffen.

Kirby would need more than a bottle of melatonin, every night, to sleep from now until next Halloween.

If we hired Kiffen tonight, we would have a top ten recruiting class in February, hell he might even be able to salvage a top 15 in the ESP.

He’s the obvious choice and if he can bring Durkin with him plus, even a shot with Arch Manning, Then hell yeah!!

 

[soflagator]

He speaks well. Don't know about his X's and O's, be he is not as slow as some have portrayed.

It's the GCMB, buddy. He'll be lucky if he can still tie his shoes by the time this thing gets to page 40.

 

[oxrageous]

Total bullshiit

Put Goon on the suicide watch list when Napier is hired.

 

[backstop13]

Oh hell no…?We would never want the Number One FN QB in the Nation because, well he’s a ….GASP….Manning.
Or worse yet, he once stepped foot on that stinking pile of **** campus in Athens!
Everyone knows we don’t like them damn dwags!!!

You people are Fn sick.

After what we’ve been through since 2010 and you’re whining about the number one recruit in the country as a possibility???

My God.

Think about what Kiffen hire would do to Florida right now.
If he’s hired tonight, we will be the headlines from Podunck Kansas to Bristol Connecticut to LA and beyond.

Even Nicky would shutter at the thought of a team as talented as his coming to Atlanta coached by Kiffen.

Kirby would need more than a bottle of melatonin, every night, to sleep from now until next Halloween.

If we hired Kiffen tonight, we would have a top ten recruiting class in February, hell he might even be able to salvage a top 15 in the ESP.

He’s the obvious choice and if he can bring Durkin with him plus, even a shot with Arch Manning, Then hell yeah!!

settle down cletus, it was a yoke

 

[oxrageous]

Oh hell no…?We would never want the Number One FN QB in the Nation because, well he’s a ….GASP….Manning.
Or worse yet, he once stepped foot on that stinking pile of **** campus in Athens!
Everyone knows we don’t like them damn dwags!!!

You people are Fn sick.

After what we’ve been through since 2010 and you’re whining about the number one recruit in the country as a possibility???

My God.

Think about what Kiffen hire would do to Florida right now.
If he’s hired tonight, we will be the headlines from Podunck Kansas to Bristol Connecticut to LA and beyond.

Even Nicky would shutter at the thought of a team as talented as his coming to Atlanta coached by Kiffen.

Kirby would need more than a bottle of melatonin, every night, to sleep from now until next Halloween.

If we hired Kiffen tonight, we would have a top ten recruiting class in February, hell he might even be able to salvage a top 15 in the ESP.

He’s the obvious choice and if he can bring Durkin with him plus, even a shot with Arch Manning, Then hell yeah!!

They aren't even going to interview Kiffin. Won't even speak to his agent.

 

[NOLAGATOR]

Greg McElroy on Finebaum just threw UF and the School's Administration under the bus. He said somethings go on at Florida. It's no longer a Top 5 Coaching Destination.

LSU is a better program to win a NC.

 

[Ironhead]

They aren't even going to interview Kiffin. Won't even speak to his agent.

Huge mistake.
Kiffen isn’t perfect, by any stretch.
But…….
He’s got “IT”

 

[SGG]

She?...not what I'm hearing

I told your Dad it was our little secret about his glory hole.

 

[maheo30]

They aren't even going to interview Kiffin. Won't even speak to his agent.

But… but… He’s a homerun hire.

 

[gatormandan]

Even Nicky would shutter at the thought of a team as talented as his coming to Atlanta coached by Kiffen.

Hahahahaha

 

[oxrageous]

Huge mistake.
Kiffen isn’t perfect, by any stretch.
But…….
He’s got “IT”

Gonorrhea?

 

[SGG]

perfect, short drive to Oxford from there...

Someone on twitter said it was a power move for Stricklin to make Riley meet him halfway

 

[Gatordiddy]

All that may be true and I don't mind the southern draw at all (I grew up in south jawja) but I'll need to see pictures before I'll believe his childhood school bus had more than 4 seats.

 

[FireFoley]

Greg McElroy on Finebaum just threw UF and the School's Administration under the bus. He said somethings go on at Florida. It's no longer a Top 5 Coaching Destination.

LSU is a better program to win a NC.

Can't disagree. Fuxxxx et al is where the problem begins. Yes Cousin Eddie is dog dykk as a coach but there is plenty of shyt above him

 

[Ironhead]

Greg McElroy on Finebaum just threw UF and the School's Administration under the bus. He said somethings go on at Florida. It's no longer a Top 5 Coaching Destination.

LSU is a better program to win a NC.

Good grief,
McElroy is an ass but, with all the “woke” crap going on lately, he may have a point.

I guess, since Strick ponied up and fired Dan,
I sort of felt those were just rumors.