Head Coaching Candidates Thread; Brian Kelly goes to LSU

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Kiffin wears the visor in honor of SOS. He married a Gator. His father was DC for the Bucs. He coached at FAU. And now the Ole Miss experience.

I’d say it’s a good setup for Gatorville.
 

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What's your issue with Chadwell?

And Strick9...He works for FUCHS. Sorry brother but that UF culture that made us bleed O&B is almost GONE.

ORANGE...ORANGE....Orange, Orange Orange. Is now WOKE...WOKE...woke, woke, woke.

....GATOR BAIT!!!
You mean besides the fact that he's old as hell and looks like a crusty, disheveled homeless bum? Or that there's literally NOTHING exciting about anything his teams do? Offense is as vanilla as blue bell ice cream?

Besides that?
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Kiffin wears the visor in honor of SOS. He married a Gator. His father was DC for the Bucs. He coached at FAU. And now the Ole Miss experience.

I’d say it’s a good setup for Gatorville.
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Kiffin wears the visor in honor of SOS. He married a Gator. His father was DC for the Bucs. He coached at FAU. And now the Ole Miss experience.

I’d say it’s a good setup for Gatorville.
And his house is still in Boca, and, well, no income tax...
 

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There are no home run candidates. Maybe a triple. Stoops would be as close to a home run as we could get, and even then I’m not sure if he’s up to the task. I feel stupid even talking about the guy. He’s so 2002.
Well before we had am opening, I said that it was a bad year to hire a coach. Everyone said I was loony.
 

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Well for what its worth here the latest odds from @SportsBettingAG

Billy Napier 4-1
Lane Kiffin 5-1
Mario Cristobal 6-1
Bob Stoops 8-1
James Franklin 8-1
Mark Stoops 8-1
Luke Fickell 9-1
Eric Bieniemy 12-1
Matt Campbell 12-1
Bill O'Brien 16-1
Dan Quinn 16-1
Dave Clawson 16-1
Deion Sanders 25-1

If Napier gets this job I'm going to be sick......

So we've got 3 guys with obvious learning disabilities, 2 already drawing social security, 1 that covers up rape, an actual oompa loompa and fuching Deion Sanders in our top 13. Feels good to be back.
 

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Maybe I'm wrong, but I don't get why we'd make fun of Napier. I recognize he is a run-first guy that maybe isn't exactly what we want on offense. But his W/L record is ridiculously good. His worst year(rookie season) he went 7-7. Between that and his reportedly demanding a staff commitment similar to what he saw at Alabama from his suitors last year, he seems to at least get it. Most of these coaches have a southern draw and don't sound particularly bright(because most aren't). But someone that's demanding and meticulous and is putting that into practice with success isn't a bad thing, imo. The comparisons to WM are wrong, imo, in that he has shown at multiple stops that he's not a head coach. He wouldn't be doing what BN is doing presently. In addition, Napier seems like he has an offensive identity and doesn't simply want to kill the clock and win each game 14-10.
 

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Maybe I'm wrong, but I don't get why we'd make fun of Napier. I recognize he is a run-first guy that maybe isn't exactly what we want on offense. But his W/L record is ridiculously good. His worst year(rookie season) he went 7-7. Between that and his reportedly demanding a staff commitment similar to what he saw at Alabama from his suitors last year, he seems to at least get it. Most of these coaches have a southern draw and don't sound particularly bright(because most aren't). But someone that's demanding and meticulous and is putting that into practice with success isn't a bad thing, imo. The comparisons to WM are wrong, imo, in that he has shown at multiple stops that he's not a head coach. He wouldn't be doing what BN is doing presently. In addition, Napier seems like he has an offensive identity and doesn't simply want to kill the clock and win each game 14-10.

All that may be true and I don't mind the southern draw at all (I grew up in south jawja) but I'll need to see pictures before I'll believe his childhood school bus had more than 4 seats.
 

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With all due respect, you may be the dumbest mother fucher on this board and we have a jboss. Your the kind of person that claims the other person cheated every time they beat your ass, just stop.

It's gonna be Lane Kiffen, as it should be. He's the most obvious and by far best option available and obtainable for UF.

Wrong again, buffalobuttbreath
 

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