- Aug 20, 2018
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So I'm at a FL-GA game (can't recall the year). Somebody gave me a bunch of those little flat rubber things with holes in them that go over the drain in a urinal. These were special. They all had the UGA mascot's face on them. The dude gave them to me to plant in the Gator Bowl urinals because he couldn't get tickets or had too many to do them all himself or something like that. It was a brilliant prank. By the time you got to the urinal, you really had to go and of course nobody was going to reach into the well of piss to remove the disk so hundreds of fans, Gator and Dwag fans alike, would be peeing on the UGA mascot face. Genius. Of course I obliged.
I hadn't thought the whole process through. There were lines at each urinal. I couldn't wait in each line until it was my turn to place the little rubber disks. I had no choice. Mumbling "pardon me" and "scuse me" I went from urinal to urinal ignoring the lines and tossed one into each urinal, often while said urinal was in use, sometimes being used by an irate UGA fan who was not at all pleased to suddenly find himself urinating on his mascot's face. There were threats aplenty, but it's not like an angry UGA fan was going to stop mid-stream, stuff it back in his pants, and catch up to start a fight with me. I escaped unscathed.
Yep. I was a real jerk back then.
Fcuk the Dwags.
Alex.
So what's changed?...asking for a friend