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Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves you can remember
this...
A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady,
was nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his
gloves.
"Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked.
"No, I don't." she replied.
"Well," he spoofed, "there's a building in Mexico with a
big tank of latex and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in
their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into
boxes of the right size."
She didn't crack a smile........
"Oh, well. I tried," he thought.
But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the
procedure, she burst out laughing.........
"What's so funny?" he asked.
"I was just envisioning how condoms are made!"
Gotta watch those little old ladies! Their minds are always working.
this...
A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady,
was nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his
gloves.
"Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked.
"No, I don't." she replied.
"Well," he spoofed, "there's a building in Mexico with a
big tank of latex and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in
their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into
boxes of the right size."
She didn't crack a smile........
"Oh, well. I tried," he thought.
But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the
procedure, she burst out laughing.........
"What's so funny?" he asked.
"I was just envisioning how condoms are made!"
Gotta watch those little old ladies! Their minds are always working.