Miami landing Cristobal with 10 year, $80 million deal

[TheDouglas78]

Everyone thinks their opening is the ultimate destination. Miami is delusional if it thinks it’s desirable given all the undesirables associated with it. It’s a 1980s fading memory.

Same thing other teams are saying about us....

 

[78]

Like our 1990s fading memory. We are they.

I saw that coming. We’ve got a lot more going for us than Coral Shambles.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Same thing other teams are saying about us....

And it is true. More true than Miami actually.

At least Miami can land top Florida talent still.

We havent since 2012.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

I saw that coming. We’ve got a lot more going for us than Coral Shambles.

Recruits dont agree.

And apparently coaches dont either.

Fooley & Co still thinks Florida is the only state that has sunshine and low taxes so you should be willing to accept a 50% pay cut to work here.

 

[neteng]

If I read it right, Mario's buyout at Oregon is like 9 million, Manny's buyout if he's fired this year is like 8 mil. Mario looks to be currently making around 5 mil annually. How the fuch could Scum afford all this, and still offer Mario at least a competitive offer to what Oregon will no doubt counter with? I imagine Oregon could easily up him to 7 if they wanted to, no way Scum finds this kind of money.

His buyout at Oregon is irrelevant unless Oregon fires him.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

His buyout at Oregon is irrelevant unless Oregon fires him.

people somehow think the buyouts are reciprocal.

the amounts are usually vastly different numbers.

 

[oxrageous]

I don't know if Miami actually has a shot at Cristobal, but the fact that their AD was just fired almost certainly seals the fate of Manny Diaz. He's gone.

 

[chferg]

Cristobal will do about as well as Manny

 

[B52G8rAC]

Which is why engineers make schitty CEOs.

Really? Most CEOs I worked for were engineers first and then went a degraded their intellect getting business degrees and such. Like I did.

 

[TheDouglas78]

Really? Most CEOs I worked for were engineers first and then went a degraded their intellect getting business degrees and such. Like I did.

So that is why you write in crayon?

 

[B52G8rAC]

So that is why you write in crayon?

Actually white board markers. I haven't used crayons since grad school. (at Auburn you know)

 

[soflagator]

Same thing other teams are saying about us....

We're a decade more recent in both our dynastic run and brief flash of greatness. They're Don Johnson. We're Jared Leto.

 

[TheDouglas78]

We're a decade more recent in both our dynastic run and brief flash of greatness. They're Don Johnson. We're Jared Leto.

When our last dynastic run happened, recruits were how old 5 or 6... they don't remember it. That's like asking them to remember the last time the Dallas Cowboys won a super bowl.

 

[neteng]

Actually white board markers. I haven't used crayons since grad school. (at Auburn you know)

Grease pen...same same

 

[Swamp Donkey]

So that is why you write in crayon?

Crayon=Marine

 

[neteng]

Pilots who think they are engineers are the worst.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

We're a decade more recent in both our dynastic run and brief flash of greatness. They're Don Johnson. We're Jared Leto.

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[B52G8rAC]

Grease pen...same same

Haven't used grease pen since my flying days. Even then we transitioned to overhead pens for marking up the checklists in about '77. After that cleaning up the checklist with water instead of lighter flued wasn't nearly as inspiring.

 

[kepler]

this thread is all over. Cristobal will kill it on the trail in Miami while we’re fighting with USF and UCF.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

this thread is all over. Cristobal will kill it on the trail in Miami while we’re fighting with USF and UCF.

To be fair, we arent really fighting UCF anymore. We lose every battle.