With one oar?
On a real note, the wife has been bouncing off the walls all tournament long, getting our 8yr old son wrapped up in their brackets and the overall excitement. Every morning at breakfast her and our boy are evaluating their brackets based on scores from the night before. She's been hinting strongly and loudly to me that we need to go to MSG if the Gators advanced....and they have. It would only be a 2hr drive, and we could crash at her brother's to come home the next day. But at over $300/ticket I'm saying no. Moreover, she's willing to kick the kids somewhere so we can go, and I'd rather the kids share the experience, so no.
Perhaps I'll tell her we can't break our March Madness mojo of watching from home. Otherwise, I'm the bad guy.
PS - her bracket was busted early as she had Duke and LOU in the Final4 and Nova winning it all. Now she's just hoping to beat my bracket (not happening).