Official Ballot for the Inaugural Gator Dumbassery Hall of Fame

Top 3 Vote getters qualify as first ballot inductees.

  • Carlos Dunlap - Sleeping at the wheel in an intersection before a championship game

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Cam Newton - Stealing a laptop

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Chris Rainey - Texting and girlfriend "Time to die"

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Ronnie Wilson - Firing an AK-47

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Steve Babik - Child porn afficianado

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Tony Joiner - Trying to steal an impounded car

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Janoris Jenkins - Loves the wacky tobacky

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Erving Walker - Taco theft

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Antonio Morrison - Barking at a police dog

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    1

oxrageous

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Uh, you've made it so people could select every option if they wanted to.
 

I Have No Friends :(

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In the spirit of the poll, I only picked one answer. Technical difficulties and all that.
 

alcoholica

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Didn't Dee Webb pull some dumb stuff while here? I don't think anyone mentioned him at all. Want to say that he shot his gun thru an apt wall
 

ppinesgator

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On Hornsby, don't you mean "Stealing a teammate's dead girlfriend's credit card?"

Great poll BTW! Dumbassary all around!
 

BoomTown

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There needs to be a special category for Kyle Christy, Tyler Moore, Joe Ivie, Keanu Neal and anyone else that had a scooter wreck. Tyler gets the Inaugural induction though for missing an entire season after lawn darting his big frame to the pavement. I still feel worse for the scooter though.
 

GatorJ

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KCgator;147066 said:
Scooters and weed will be getting their own categories in the future.

Weed?

What? Are you going to put the entire team on the ballot?
 

KCgator

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GatorJ;n147073 said:
Weed?

What? Are you going to put the entire team on the ballot?

Some weed knuckleheads are dumber than others, i.e., Marcus Thomas, Janoris Jenkins, etc...
 

Captain Sasquatch

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Had to go with Carlos Dunlap on this one simply because it was the first domino to drop in the downfall of our program.
 

BoomTown

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Captain Sasquatch;n147097 said:
Had to go with Carlos Dunlap on this one simply because it was the first domino to drop in the downfall of our program.
Agreed. He was just the first asleep at the wheel for the past many years.
 

PastyStoole

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For the sheer volume and stupidity of dumbass crimes this clearly has to go to Cam Newton. Others have committed annoying, damaging to the program, or even atrocious crimes. None however have risen to the stupidity level of Cam Newton.
 

stephenPE

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oxrageous;n147015 said:
Uh, you've made it so people could select every option if they wanted to.
dumassery at its best, I just checked in to see if I made the list with my humbugery..........
 

-THE DUDE-

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Tim Tebow staying a virgin when he could bang any hottie on the UF campus for 4 years
 

stephenPE

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-THE DUDE-;n147131 said:
Tim Tebow staying a virgin when he could bang any hottie on the UF campus for 4 years
HOF........the dude abides.........
 

Swamp Donkey

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I vote Fred Taylor. He fvkked up twice and Im not a johnny comelately who hasnt heard of anything before the Creyer Years.
 

oxrageous

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Captain Sasquatch;n147097 said:
Had to go with Carlos Dunlap on this one simply because it was the first domino to drop in the downfall of our program.
I view the Cam Newton laptop toss as the first domino.
 

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