- Aug 17, 2018
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I guess part of me is still somewhat surprised there are Gator fans actually tuning in and watching these games. Mike White is the Muschamp of basketball, he's ruined the program.
It's like being in a toxic relationship with an 8.7 (on a scale of 10) hottie: she's hot enough that when she gets dolled up, she can be the hottest girl in the room and competitive with anyone--and also hot enough for you to know you still "got it" and you tell yourself you can--potentially--get an actual 9+, if you wanted or needed to. The sex is mind-blowing when it happens...but it's infrequent and subject to her oftentimes violent mood swings.
You know deep down it's not going to work out, but every time you think of leaving, she rocks your world sexually out of the blue and you think "well, maybe, just maybe...if this happens more often and she dials down the crazy just a little bit, this could work and she'd be wife material." Then...like clockwork...she does something maddeningly dumb and the cycle begins again.
An abusive relationship, to be sure.