Game Thread ***OFFICIAL GAME THREAD: UF vs. Samford***

[G. Gordon Gator]

At least I don’t drink candy beer

A chocolate STOUT is not a candy beer, Nancy, even if it does taste like a chocolate bar. I mean like that serious cooking kind of chocolate lol

 

[t-gator]

What's happening? Nooo! We're winning!

 

[G. Gordon Gator]

Jokes aside did you ever find any of that "cooking chocolate" in the pantry as a kid and think you stumbled on a gold mine, and take a big bite out of it? WTF IS THIS!?!?! lol

 

[AugustaGator]

Why hope for that? The only way to rid ourselves of the cancer that is Mullen is for this game to keep playing out the way it has.

Mullen is a symptom.

 

[G. Gordon Gator]

"I would also like to listen to the Ohio State game! Two Heismans, two votes!"

That's funny.

 

[Durty South Swamp]

This is how exciting this team is...

Exciting enough that the game thread devolves into a discussion about baking chocolate.

Fuchs Dan mullen.

 

[lizardbreath]

You better shut the Fuchs up, I'm going to prison tonight anyway so I got nothing to lose.

Hell, they can only electrocute you once.

 

[G. Gordon Gator]

Mullen is a symptom.

It's true. I keep forgetting. Canning Cousin won't cure anything.

FUCHS KENT FUCHS!

FUCHS KENT FUCHS!

FUCHS KENT FUCHS!

FUCHS KENT FUCHS!

FUCHS KENT FUCHS!

FUCHS KENT FUCHS!

 

[Brooks]

We are making Montrell Williams look like a Heisman contender

 

[MooseSmack]

I’m tormented I want the Gators to win, but wanting Dan gone. Hoping that even if we win this game it’s not enough. We are loosing recruits faster than the water circling the drain as Dan spins in the water going down with that stupid grin.

 

[G. Gordon Gator]

This is how exciting this team is...

Exciting enough that the game thread devolves into a discussion about baking chocolate.

Fuchs Dan mullen.

Oh yeah, baking chocolate. That's what it's called. Thanks!

Meanwhile, great momentum shift! Samford brings it back within seven which means we're back within reach of a Mullen firing TODAY!

 

[Gator By Marriage]

I’m tormented I want the Gators to win, but wanting Dan gone. Hoping that even if we win this game it’s not enough. We are loosing recruits faster than the water circling the drain as Dan spins in the water going down with that stupid grin.

At this point, even a win will feel like a loss

 

[MooseSmack]

At this point, even a win will feel like a loss

Agreed.

 

[Brooks]

Samford onside kick... And they got it holy sh

 

[MooseSmack]

Onside kick is successful. OMG

 

[G. Gordon Gator]

 

[gator1946]

I want Dannie boy gone tonight. Whatever it takes. If the first half wasn't enough. What is?

 

[Mornengswede]

It’s in our long term interest to lose this game because it needs to get bad enough that all the codependent enablers in our fanbase, admin, and media corps can no longer deny this coaching staff is a dead end.

Go Samford!

 

[GatorInGeorgia]

Mullen is a symptom.

No, Mullen is a root cause. Maybe not the only root cause but one of them nonetheless.