Shaq’s Daughter Commits to UF

maheo30

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Better OT prospect than anything our o-line coaches have signed. When can she join the football team?
 

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It’ll be great to have Shaq around the program. He’s a funny mfer.
He's a good dude though too.
Lots of stories out there about things he does.
But when he played for Orlando, he'd often randomly show up at basketball courts for pickup games when he would see kids playing.
He'd also just randomly pickup tabs for people, for no real reason at all.
 

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I had no idea we even had a women's basketball team.

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He's a good dude though too.
Lots of stories out there about things he does.
But when he played for Orlando, he'd often randomly show up at basketball courts for pickup games when he would see kids playing.
He'd also just randomly pickup tabs for people, for no real reason at all.
He is a huge fan of law enforcement and was fully prepared to run for Sheriff in Henry Co. Ga, until someone explained to him the concept of vicarious liability.
 

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Finley seems to be building a strong program on the women’s side.

I find it interesting that a successful new coach in our athletics department is one that Scottie the moron stumbled into versus actually hiring.
Maybe the football program has an assistant on staff that can truly build a program?
If so, just don’t let Scottie choose him because he’s guaranteed to get it wrong.
 

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Maybe Shaq can start identifying as a female and play center for us. He still has some eligibility left.
 

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