Super Bowel 50 - Foreheads vs. Killa Cam, "The Incredible Sulk"

[Concrete Helmet]

**** both of em.

The only enjoyment I could get out of this game would be if Manning threw 4 picks and Cam catches a helmet right in the nutsack.....

 

[GatorStud]

I thought a 50 "bowel" was something found behind my naval...

 

[gardnerwebbgator]

Not jail, prison. Federal prison to be precise. Let's just say he's up to something right now that crosses state lines, and isn't exactly kosher.

And what would that be exactly, oh great and noble leader?

 

[lagator]

Cam has a chance to be the first QB to win an NCAA national championship, Heisman trophy, first overall pick, NFL MVP, and Super Bowl. Dare I say the greatest QB to ever put on the Orange and Blue? The current King of the league at only 26 years old and maybe on his way to being the best QB of all time?

And we get to be so lucky as to see him go up against a long time familiar UF foe in Ol' Pey Pey. I have been wrong, only once before, but I don't see this going too well for our HGH abusing Vol. This feels like a Seattle repeat from 2 years ago which will lead Peyton to probably wanting to come back next year with an even wetter noodle than he has today.

So good luck today Cam, once a Gator always a Gator, keep dabbing on them as you enter the gates of the elite on the sport's highest level. A far cry from the jail cell Oxrageous predicted you would be rotting in by now.

You're much better when you stick to 1 or 2 sentences of shock "jock" material. Your trolling is 1 star/walk-on level.

 

[GatorTAG]

I thought we agreed we weren't watching this SB. Why did MM start a game thread on it?

FTR, I prefer T's scenario above. Along with Cam taking a helmet in the nutsack.

 

[Slevin]

Not jail, prison. Federal prison to be precise. Let's just say he's up to something right now that crosses state lines, and isn't exactly kosher.

Being black isn't a federal crime ox, no matter how hard your confederate loving self wants to believe it to be so

 

[oxrageous]

And what would that be exactly, oh great and noble leader?

Don't you feel a little dirty having to slob Cam's knob just because he went to your favorite team? You'd despise him if he went anywhere else.

 

[oxrageous]

Being black isn't a federal crime ox, no matter how hard your confederate loving self wants to believe it to be so

Dude, I'm black. The guy in the podcast videos is an actor I hired.

 

[NavetG8r]

Dude, I'm black. The guy in the podcast videos is an actor I hired.

 

[ThreatMatrix]

Being black isn't a federal crime ox, no matter how hard your confederate loving self wants to believe it to be so

Being a "confederate" and being a racist aren't the same thing as much as your stereotyping self wants it to be.

 

[Slevin]

Being a "confederate" and being a racist aren't the same thing as much as your stereotyping self wants it to be.

South Carolina says you're wrong

 

[Slevin]

Dude, I'm black. The guy in the podcast videos is an actor I hired.

 

[AlexDaGator]

Carolina wins the eyeball test. Easily. That's why they are favored.

But Denver has the best defense in the league. The best defense in the league has a pretty stellar SB record.

If I were a betting man, I'd take the better defense.

Alex.

 

[LagoonGator68]

Dude, I'm black. The guy in the podcast videos is an actor I hired.

I question your hiring standards.

 

[Slevin]

I question your hiring standards.

You can tell that old white man needed the money just by looking at him. Ox did a very humanitarian thing by hiring him. Props to Ox

 

[ThreatMatrix]

South Carolina says you're wrong

No they didn't. They bowed to small minded people who live in the past and equate the two.

 

[Slevin]

No they didn't. They bowed to small minded people who live in the past and equate the two.

I think you need to calm down and realize it was a joke

 

[MatthewM.]

You're much better when you stick to 1 or 2 sentences of shock "jock" material. Your trolling is 1 star/walk-on level.

Name a better quarterback that attended UF.

 

[GatorJ]

Name a better quarterback that attended UF.

Attended? Or played?

 

[MatthewM.]

I said he is the best to have worn the uniform.