Taggelwain Excusers

[Tay Bang]

Just put a whistle around this guy's neck and some glasses on him...

Don't forget the fake designer backpack he had in his truck with his lunch in it. Let's do a TURNOVER BACKPACK!!!

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Don't like the fact that they're eight spots ahead of us in the recruiting rankings. We need to make it a December to remember.

It is smoking mirrors though. Six DBs and no decent recruits otherwise.

 

[maheo30]

The Warchant podcast after the fsu beatdown was hysterical. They spent the first 5 minutes going over the stages of grief. I'm not kidding. Their tune has changed throughout the season. First, it was all Jimbo's fault. That excuse has sailed. The latest one is Taggert has a bunch of 4 and 5 star players who are bad apples. They'll have to be processed out before they win again.

 

[gatordad3]

From a poster on warchant:

Good bye 2018 season. I have more, but it's too exhausting to think about and type. At least we didn't finish 4-8.

I didn't think there was much of a difference between 5-7 and 4-8.

 

[GR8 2B]

They didn't finish 9-3, with a bowl game yet to be played, either. I'm looking forward to them being 4-8 or worse next year.

 

[Musclepug]

From a poster on warchant:



I didn't think there was much of a difference between 5-7 and 4-8.

Big difference is, that's our past, this is their future

 

[jaywalker72]

The Warchant podcast after the fsu beatdown was hysterical. They spent the first 5 minutes going over the stages of grief. I'm not kidding. Their tune has changed throughout the season. First, it was all Jimbo's fault. That excuse has sailed. The latest one is Taggert has a bunch of 4 and 5 star players who are bad apples. They'll have to be processed out before they win again.

Listened to this as well -- they even (GASP) gave credit to CDM for the turnaround and completed owned that we were the better coached team, by far. Humbled is the word I would use for that podcast. The one guy was saying that he wouldn't expect greatness until 2020 at the earliest. Good stuff.

 

[ThreatMatrix]

Look. We need to get our story together. Officially we are confident that Willie can turn it around.
First he needs his players. You can’t expect those bums that Jimbo recruited to run Willies offense.
And) There’s a good old boy network ( wink, wink ) in Tallahassee that actively wants him to fail because he’s differently pigmented. They need to be re-educated.
2) Lots of bad apples, though blue chippers, have attitude problems. Have to weed then out.
C) When he gets his players it will take them a couple of seasons to get it. Have patience.
Finally) How long did it take Bobby to win an NC? If you don’t give Willie at least 15 years THAT would be racist.

 

[NOLAGATOR]

Taggart and FSU are loaded with talent. He recruited some of these kids when at USF.

Mullen has/had Butters MacShark talent, whips them in shape and goes from 4 W to 9 W. And that's in the SEC!!!

You do the math. Sorry Taggart but it only gets worse from here on out.

 

[Bayougator]

The more excuses they make the better. It takes them longer to figure out the problem is Taggart.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Look. We need to get our story together. Officially we are confident that Willie can turn it around.
First he needs his players. You can’t expect those bums that Jimbo recruited to run Willies offense.
And) There’s a good old boy network ( wink, wink ) in Tallahassee that actively wants him to fail because he’s differently pigmented. They need to be re-educated.
2) Lots of bad apples, though blue chippers, have attitude problems. Have to weed then out.
C) When he gets his players it will take them a couple of seasons to get it. Have patience.
Finally) How long did it take Bobby to win an NC? If you don’t give Willie at least 15 years THAT would be racist.

We need to send this to change.org and make the petition official.

 

[olegator]

'keepwillie.com'..........for a long time!

 

[rogdochar]

As fire-willy talk increases, Ox should hire student agents from U Mizzoo to come down, start BCM (Black Coaches Matter). Then they can make threat-bargains like "no Taggart, no FSU president" and "occupy ball street". =
Thus, as all GC knows, Taggert is going nowhere (& he's taking FSU with him).

 

[AugustaGator]

Look. We need to get our story together. Officially we are confident that Willie can turn it around.
First he needs his players. You can’t expect those bums that Jimbo recruited to run Willies offense.
And) There’s a good old boy network ( wink, wink ) in Tallahassee that actively wants him to fail because he’s differently pigmented. They need to be re-educated.
2) Lots of bad apples, though blue chippers, have attitude problems. Have to weed then out.
C) When he gets his players it will take them a couple of seasons to get it. Have patience.
Finally) How long did it take Bobby to win an NC? If you don’t give Willie at least 15 years THAT would be racist.

Can’t we hire some of the antifa folks to come protest if there is any talk of removing WT?

 

[UFHealthGator]

BREAKING, exclusive leaked behind the scenes video of Taggelwainfarkshumper recruiting:

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Can’t we hire some of the antifa folks to come protest if there is any talk of removing WT?

Cowboy was our only paid protestor.

Maybe if you paid significantly more than minimum wage and we could grab a couple more Vagina Hats. I'm pretty sure avatar is unemployed, as always.

 

[rogdochar]

Maybe if you paid significantly more than minimum wage and we could grab a couple more Vagina Hats. I'm pretty sure avatar is unemployed, as always.

Well, avatar would gladly shove his head into a vagina (hat).

 

[maheo30]

It is smoking mirrors though. Six DBs and no decent recruits otherwise.

His o-line recruiting has been garbage. He signed 3 guys in the last class, but one of them is a low 3 star. He has one this class and the other o-linemen that are showing interest are low 3 stars or jucos. I love the Taggelwain era. It brings warmth to my heart.

 

[alcoholica]

His o-line recruiting has been garbage. He signed 3 guys in the last class, but one of them is a low 3 star. He has one this class and the other o-linemen that are showing interest are low 3 stars or jucos. I love the Taggelwain era. It brings warmth to my heart.

They had the following numbers:

2015 - 3
2016 - 6, but i’m told only 3 are still there
2017 - 1
2018 - 3
2019 - 1 so far

I may go more in depth later, but at work now. Basically, they are in as bad of shape as we were at one point. They need 7 in this class with JUCO’s. And probably 6 next cycle. They aren’t getting that this year. My guess is they fill up on reaches, but not even good enough to make numbers or a difference. Hopefully Willy will concentrate on skill positions

 

[MJMGator]

The Tagglewain offense, known as the Hurry up and Suck offense, rush up to the line after each play so we can run the most sh*tty plays possible during the game.

He's too fuggin stupid to realize when you go 3 and out on more than half your possessions, you probably don't want to "hurry up" while doing it.