With the possible exception of the paid members saloon on this forum, there is literally NO content on the entirety of the internet that is worthy of a paid subscription. If you're one of these unbearably self-important douchebags who's got a paid subscription to the New York Times or Washington Post, (or worse, the fkking New Yorker), you need to shoot yourself and put us all out of your snobby, Facebook-posting misery. And if you have a paid subscription to *anything* that you feel is an upgrade to the abundant pornacopia of free smut that now exists on the world wide web, you have serious erectile problems that need to be addressed immediately, either with boner pills or psychotherapy or nannyware. You'll never satisfy a woman with that flaccid excuse for a penis.
Where does the Gainesville Sun fall into all this? That embodiment of fat, poor and lazy is so bad that it's not even worth the obvious comedy it conjures in its shtty prose. Any readers can see that the sports page is possibly the worst in the country, without exaggeration. If the overpaid consultant who suggested this move didn't haul ass out of town before he actually read the content of the paper, he would have seen that as well. The Sun's problem isn't that they aren't charging enough for their shtty content. The Sun's problem is that free, in this case, is way over-priced.