The Urban Meyer thread

[gator1946]

Urban ain't no prize either!

Shhhh. Don't tell him that. It might hurt his feelings.

 

[Thought Criminal]

Dude... seriously?

Girl in the right picture is not attractive. Can't tell about the other one.

 

[78]

I'd bet if we knew what our prominent posters here did in the bedroom we'd run screaming into the night. It's better we don't know what people do sexually. I'd bet my Gator slippers that at least 95% of NCAA and NFL head coaches cheat regularly on their wives. I'd also bet that those wives KNOW all about it and understand it's part of the deal of the filthy rich lifestyle. They also know that their husbands will look the other way when they get their own side nookie.

Towel's assertion that Meyer left Gainesville because he slept with someone who isn't his wife is absolutely laughable. If he did (and he probably did many times over with many different chicks), I guarantee you Shelley didn't give a rats ass.

Cliff Notes: It's better not to know the sex lives of anyone.

True all, but as the old saying goes, nothing good happens in a cheesy Cincinnati Holiday Inn lobby bar after midnight on a night when the team you coach just went oh-and-four. Urban would do well to practice a little more discretion.

 

[oxrageous]

Urban would do well to practice a little more discretion.

Of that there is no question. At this point, everyone has a video camera and uses it every moment a famous person is in their presence, which of course Meyer knows. Methinks he may have drank a little too much there. He looks drunk as hell.

And I'm trying not to think about what 78 does behind closed doors.

 

[gator1946]

Dude... seriously?

Seriously.

By some miracle I convinced my wife to marry me. Unfortunately I lost her almost eight years ago. She was gorgeous. That's not just me talking. Ask anybody who knew her. Bonus, she was also one hell of human being. This woman is a 5.

 

[oxrageous]

Seriously.

By some miracle I convinced my wife to marry me. Unfortunately I lost her almost eight years ago. She was gorgeous. That's not just me talking. Ask anybody who knew her. Bonus, she was also one hell of human being. This woman is a 5.

You need to find a bar. Drunk girls will grind on you.

 

[78]

Of that there is no question. At this point, everyone has a video camera and uses it every moment a famous person is in their presence, which of course Meyer knows. Methinks he may have drank a little too much there. He looks drunk as hell.

And I'm trying not to think about what 78 does behind closed doors.

I spend a lot of time shaving all that hair in my ears.

 

[t-gator]

I kinda like urban even more now that I know he's snortin lines and bangin nines. Let's get him home

 

[t-gator]

Seriously.

By some miracle I convinced my wife to marry me. Unfortunately I lost her almost eight years ago. She was gorgeous. That's not just me talking. Ask anybody who knew her. Bonus, she was also one hell of human being. This woman is a 5.

I'm sorry to see that your vision has left you, along with your sanity

 

[gator1946]

I'm sorry to see that your vision has left you, along with your sanity

Sanity is in question. vision is still 20-20. I'm tempted to post a picture of my wife at 40 and 67 (fricking unreal genes). Makes this woman look average to below average. But I won't. Not quite that insane.

 

[oxrageous]

Sanity is in question. vision is still 20-20. I'm tempted to post a picture of my wife at 40 and 67 (fricking unreal genes). Makes this woman look average to below average. But I won't. Not quite that insane.

Mmmmmm. Do it.

 

[destingator]

The girl isn’t ugly, she also isn’t beautiful. You can see prettier women while pumping gas in Gainesville on an average day. Meh.

 

[78]

The girl isn’t ugly, she also isn’t beautiful. You can see prettier women while pumping gas in Gainesville on an average day. Meh.

I’ll bet you love the view down while you’re cleaning windshields.

 

[destingator]

I’ll bet you love the view down while you’re cleaning windshields.

I don’t think that service has been a thing in my lifetime. You’re aging yourself, old fart!

 

[Pablos Tunnel]

If we knew what our prominent posters here did in the bedroom we'd run screaming into the night. It's better we don't know what people do sexually. I'd bet my Gator slippers that at least 95% of NCAA and NFL head coaches cheat regularly on their wives. I'd also bet that those wives KNOW all about it and understand it's part of the deal of the filthy rich lifestyle. They also know that their husbands will look the other way when they get their own side nookie.

Towel's assertion that Meyer left Gainesville because he slept with someone who isn't his wife is absolutely laughable. If he did (and he probably did many times over with many different chicks), I guarantee you Shelley didn't give a rats ass, as she was likely diddling some young hunk from the gym herself.

Hell, Towels and Sporks himself probably dresses up in weird costumes, chains people up, and violates them with dildos and such. Let's try not to think about it.

Cliff Notes: It's better not to know the sex lives of anyone. We'd never look at people the same way if we knew.

Who the hell is Cliff?

 

[AugustaGator]

If we knew what our prominent posters here did in the bedroom we'd run screaming into the night. It's better we don't know what people do sexually. I'd bet my Gator slippers that at least 95% of NCAA and NFL head coaches cheat regularly on their wives. I'd also bet that those wives KNOW all about it and understand it's part of the deal of the filthy rich lifestyle. They also know that their husbands will look the other way when they get their own side nookie.

Towel's assertion that Meyer left Gainesville because he slept with someone who isn't his wife is absolutely laughable. If he did (and he probably did many times over with many different chicks), I guarantee you Shelley didn't give a rats ass, as she was likely diddling some young hunk from the gym herself.

Hell, Towels and Sporks himself probably dresses up in weird costumes, chains people up, and violates them with dildos and such. Let's try not to think about it.

Cliff Notes: It's better not to know the sex lives of anyone. We'd never look at people the same way if we knew.

Best not look up to people as certain role models.

 

[Musclepug]

 

[gardnerwebbgator]

Urbs looks stoned. This won't end well in Jax if he stays much longer.

Shelley must have invited the Pouncey twins over to service her yet again and Urbs just said **** it.

 

[Back Alley Gator]

Oh my...the jilted lovers in this thread are embarrassing. ;) ;) ;)

 

[MatthewM.]

Is it weird I am dying to smell his finger?