lizardbreath
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We Fuched up so bad. Musselman was there but @Jay26 and @Jbossgator8 were so against it. He lost to Mike White. Blah Blah.
Dumb Asses.
Because…. I love you, Man.
Quit pointing it out.I think the gap in the teeth is the dealbreaker. That's the kind of thing that enrages people, just the sight of it.
While it's looking more like he got the football hire right, he may be 1-2 after this hire. Let's hope it's 2-1.
Stricklin's seat shouldn't be cool. That's for sure.
Oh, he'll be spitting tobacco juice through it once we southernize him...lol. Or.. they'll make it go away. Remember how they whitened Mac's teeth after he got here?I think the gap in the teeth is the dealbreaker. That's the kind of thing that enrages people, just the sight of it.
Because…. I love you, Man.
Meyer was a huge splash. We went toe to toe with with Notre Dame and stole Urban from them. It was a big deal at the time.
Other than that, you are correct. Nothing said clunker hire like Ron Zook following Spurrier.
Sean Miller goes to Xavier.
Kevin Willard from Seton Hall to Maryland.
Chris Jans from NM State to Mississippi State.
All three hires light years better than ours.
Thanks you Starkville dip****.
Nationally it was a huge splash. A few asshats on message boards didn't change that.Excuse me but it was not a huge splash. Many, many, many posters on whatever board we were on at the time condemned Meyer and the hire because he did not have SEC level experience.
You’re excused.Excuse me but it was not a huge splash. Many, many, many posters on whatever board we were on at the time condemned Meyer and the hire because he did not have SEC level experience.
Nationally it was a huge splash. A few asshats on message boards didn't change that.
Before we argue any more about splash hires, it might be helpful to differentiate between the different types.
Green Splash Hire
Tidal Splash Hire
Belly Splash Hire
Meyer to UF was a greenie, Saban to Bama was a tidal, and Kelly to UCLA … for sure a belly splash.
Thanks.
The guy oozes masculinity.
WTF is stuck between his front teeth?
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Look at the bright side, it's hard to narrow down one thing to make fun of him about. I like that Stricklin is keeping the options open with this hire.
Slevin pants? Check
Bushy eyebrows? Check
Radar dish ears? Check
No cheekbones or square jaw? Check
Crooked smile? Check
Tooth gap? Michael Strahan for days
It's like this hire was tailor-made for GatorChatter and our notorious nicknames. Can't wait!