Truth Takes: Homecoming 2021

[BMF]

Good write up.

The pass EJ missed to Wells was awful. It was a ridiculous miss and it's the perfect example of EJ not having "touch" (but more so, not having "it") - something's missing.

The dumbest thing I saw all day was "the smartest guy in the room" keeping our STARTING QB in the game, in the 4th quarter, with a 42 point lead.....behind the BACK UP OFFENSIVE LINE!! Can the arrogant prick be any more stupid? If he truly wants EJ to be "the man", why let him keep playing behind the back OL that late in the game? And then what happens? An INT. smh

The 49 play first half by Vandy allowed by Fat Todd tells us all we need to know about his scheme and coaching ability. He needs to go, no matter how this season plays out.

Why “can’t” they if everyone wants him gone?

Probably his guaranteed salary!

 

[Swamp Donkey]

The pass EJ missed to Wells was awful.

And it robbed Wells of sole custody of the lead in our receiver TD stat.

IM RICK WELLS, BYTCH!!!!

 

[Mr2Bits]

WTF does that mean? That sounds like Strichnine has come to the realization that hiring Cousin Eddie was a mistake (thanks for nothing AZZHAT, we told you that 4 years ago you dypshyt). Anyway what does "CAN'T" mean? The time to act is now. No time better than the present. When you have a hemorrhoid, you get it taken care of ASAP, b/c it is a FUCHSing annoyance. Loser AD's say CAN'T. Real AD's and admin's just take care of business.

Didnt go into details as to why not but I said Strickland will be finding his ass out of a job if he doesn't sooner rather than later.

 

[FireFoley]

Didnt go into details as to why not but I said Strickland will be finding his ass out of a job if he doesn't sooner rather than later.

Oh wait my bad, I forgot, the CAN'T is b/c Strichnine flushed even more money and more time down Cousin Eddie's shytter to keep all those "interested" NFL teams away!

 

[GatorTruth133]

Good take, Truth!

I disagree with your lswho prediction. UF’s record with 11am CST kickoffs is pretty rotten, as I recall. Add to that last year’s loss vs what looked like a 35-man corn dog roster of scrubs at home and I really have zero confidence in this staff to prepare the team.

I mean I said we should, I emphasized that because of what it is on paper, but I stopped short of saying we will which would be prediction. Sitting in the South Endzone as McPherson went wide left last season is all I need to know that should and will mean different things.

Why “can’t” they if everyone wants him gone?

Well, money and perception. Money because we are busy building facilities for all sports and perception because the outside perception is not bad yet. This is the same issue as we saw with Mac. Mac was going to have a 4th year and/or longer if not for the "death threats" that embarrassed the university, alumni, and athletics department. People see what they perceive as success and then the narrative is that UF isn't happy with success. This narrative is all that coaches coming into the program would know. If that is the perception, it is hard to get someone unfamiliar with the program into the program. That's what makes Blackmon's article at SDS today intriguing. In a way it challenges that perception relating to Mullen.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

I mean I . People see what they perceive as success and then the narrative is that UF isn't happy with success. This narrative is all that coaches coming into the program would know. If that is the perception, it is hard to get someone unfamiliar with the program into the program.

Or the perception is any fuchsing idiot-- even a guy who is 3-3 at Central Mich or the guy who got fired at USC or the guy who lost to South Alabama at Cowbell-- can easily have a 3 or 4 loss season without even trying.

The facts are that on average coaches win 80% of their games when they have more talent than the other team. Despite the total neglect of all recruiting by our last two hires and the total neglect of offense by the one before them, we still have more talent than 9 or 10 of the teams on our schedule (currently, though Tinerc and FSU may change that soon). Bragging about 8-9-10 wins at UF is laughable. The average or even below average coach can do that, as we've proven with our 4 garbage hires.

UF is a school that demands championships. It is no different at UF than Trailerbammer was in the 90s or Texas, Oklahoma, USCw, Ohio State, and occasionally a few others. We don't tolerate 3 or 4 loss coaches who cant beat our rivals and cant win trophies.

If youre one of these average NCAAF coaches, you can go to a Cowbell, Purdue, modern Nebraska or Oklahoma State, and not worry about being fired for going 6-6. However, no coach will ever actually get a chance to win it all at those schools.

The fact is we WANT to scare away all the guys who are happy to be 7-4 or 8-3 coaches the rest of their lives and only attract the ones who understand championships are the performance expectation, period.

That goes for doubly for ADs, especially ones who flushed tens of millions at a time for two football coaches and one woman's basketball coach who have already proven they aren't up to the standards here and/or are committing malfeasances.

I realize you tend to be a pumper but Im damn glad that people who are just happy we go better than 6-6 aren't running the alums.

 

[ThreatMatrix]

Stricky more concerned with the perception that he's 3 time loser picking coaches than he is that we don't give coaches enough time.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Stricky more concerned with the perception ....that we don't give coaches enough time.

This is year five and Fuchstard Dan has had 5 classes of 25 players. It's ALL on him.

Butters left trash? Then send them back to the Sunbelt so you can replace the players you stole from Cowbell, Vandy, or Gamecawks.

Signed nothing but H back/QB hybrids? That's on you Mr Thumbwrestler.

Don't have WRs because no one wants to come here and struggle to make the top 200 in production? That's on you, Hunchback.

Can't sign RBs because the top two rushers are your QB and your backup QB? That's on you, Shytter's Full.

Forgot to sign LBs or even a LB coach? And the rush specialists and safety transitions aren't working? Don't want to hear it. I don't want to hear any damn thing.

The fact is there is literally nothing going well in this program.

Offense? Fuchstarded.

Defense? God Lord.

STs? They suck so bad I hope we aren't even practicing.

Recruiting? Stealing FAU linemen who can't make the top 1400 again.... JUST LIKE BUTTERs.

Asst Coaches? Hard to find one worth extending. Two at most.

Staff?

If there were ANYTHING going well in this program, maybe he would deserve some support.

Unless you consider QB keepers something positive.

 

[gardnerwebbgator]

Could we have on off-season where all of the big three in Florida replace their HC?

If UF does fire Dip**** Dan, no doubt Strychnine will have to make a cheap hire, so we've got to look at the Sun Belt or C-USA for the next HC.

If he wants to go "in the family" again with the hire, there is nobody.

 

[Homer J]

Good write up.

The pass EJ missed to Wells was awful. It was a ridiculous miss and it's the perfect example of EJ not having "touch" (but more so, not having "it") - something's missing.

The dumbest thing I saw all day was "the smartest guy in the room" keeping our STARTING QB in the game, in the 4th quarter, with a 42 point lead.....behind the BACK UP OFFENSIVE LINE!! Can the arrogant prick be any more stupid? If he truly wants EJ to be "the man", why let him keep playing behind the back OL that late in the game? And then what happens? An INT. smh

The 49 play first half by Vandy allowed by Fat Todd tells us all we need to know about his scheme and coaching ability. He needs to go, no matter how this season plays out.



Probably his guaranteed salary!

Amen

I was saying the same thing about The backups not being in there. The backups should have started the 2nd half.

As for the it factor, I thought that Matt Corrall has it and I was upset when we let him go. Compound that with losing Chase, CDM really screwed up.

 

[BMF]

Amen

I was saying the same thing about The backups not being in there. The backups should have started the 2nd half.

As for the it factor, I thought that Matt Corrall has it and I was upset when we let him go. Compound that with losing Chase, CDM really screwed up.

Did somebody hack Homer's account????

 

[BMF]

Could we have on off-season where all of the big three in Florida replace their HC?

If UF does fire Dip**** Dan, no doubt Strychnine will have to make a cheap hire, so we've got to look at the Sun Belt or C-USA for the next HC.

If he wants to go "in the family" again with the hire, there is nobody.

We can't afford to pay the $30+ million buy out, so stop getting your hopes up. And as far as him leaving on his own, most people don't quit $7.6 million/year jobs.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Did somebody hack Homer's account????

Clearly..... AR.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

We can't afford to pay the $30+ million buy out,

The amount of the remainder of the contract is not the buyout amount, ie Butters was owed 6.5 mil x 6 years, they buyout was like 12 mil but we paid like 8 mil to flush that turd.

Strichnine when he extended that basketball coach refused to increase the buyout.

I hopefully we did the same with Dullen.

 

[no1g8r]

Good write up.

The pass EJ missed to Wells was awful. It was a ridiculous miss and it's the perfect example of EJ not having "touch" (but more so, not having "it") - something's missing.

EJ underthrows at least 80% of his passes, so every route becomes a hitch route. I’m sure no one was more surprised than Wells to see EJ lead him with the pass, but by that time Wells has made several strides looking backwards to see how early he was going to have to break into the hitch.

That said, if EJ under threw Wells as he normally does, Wells still probably takes it to the house.

 

[oxrageous]

This is year five and Fuchstard Dan has had 5 classes of 25 players. It's ALL on him.

Butters left trash? Then send them back to the Sunbelt so you can replace the players you stole from Cowbell, Vandy, or Gamecawks.

Signed nothing but H back/QB hybrids? That's on you Mr Thumbwrestler.

Don't have WRs because no one wants to come here and struggle to make the top 200 in production? That's on you, Hunchback.

Can't sign RBs because the top two rushers are your QB and your backup QB? That's on you, Shytter's Full.

Forgot to sign LBs or even a LB coach? And the rush specialists and safety transitions aren't working? Don't want to hear it. I don't want to hear any damn thing.

The fact is there is literally nothing going well in this program.

Offense? Fuchstarded.

Defense? God Lord.

STs? They suck so bad I hope we aren't even practicing.

Recruiting? Stealing FAU linemen who can't make the top 1400 again.... JUST LIKE BUTTERs.

Asst Coaches? Hard to find one worth extending. Two at most.

Staff?

If there were ANYTHING going well in this program, maybe he would deserve some support.

Unless you consider QB keepers something positive.

You seem down on the program.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

You seem down on the program.

But not:

 

[rogdochar]

With EJ all our WRs will be making a comeback.
EJ hasn't the skill to complement the skills of our WRs. It seems we've got a few good ones ready to fructify. :cool:
Give them a rocket-arm to benefit from. Right away.

 

[Gator By Marriage]

EJ underthrows at least 80% of his passes, so every route becomes a hitch route. I’m sure no one was more surprised than Wells to see EJ lead him with the pass, but by that time Wells has made several strides looking backwards to see how early he was going to have to break into the hitch.

That said, if EJ under threw Wells as he normally does, Wells still probably takes it to the house.

There was another play where EJ demonstrated where he falls short. I can’t remember which drive, but it was in the first quarter and he had Pierce wide open on a wheel route. I doubt he would have scored, but it would have been a big gain. Unfortunately the pass was batted down at the LOS. The pass was so low the defensive end actually blocked it with his elbow.

 

[GatorTruth133]

There was another play where EJ demonstrated where he falls short. I can’t remember which drive, but it was in the first quarter and he had Pierce wide open on a wheel route. I doubt he would have scored, but it would have been a big gain. Unfortunately the pass was batted down at the LOS. The pass was so low the defensive end actually blocked it with his elbow.

Literally the first offensive play