UF-LSU 2023 Prediction

[MJMGator]

With who?

 

[Gulfstream]

Florida wins, they score more points than the corndogs.

 

[Homer J]

Florida wins, they score more points than the corndogs.

Gotta love the Gov

 

[oxrageous]

Gotta love the Gov

When he was running for office, they stuck a mic in his face and asked him flat-out if he made that homophobic 'slack-jawed' remark. They claimed they had audio.

 

[Gulfstream]

I've lost my hopium pipe for the season. My prediction is I get drunk Saturday night and score more than the Gators do.

 

[Homer J]

I've lost my hopium pipe for the season. My prediction is I get drunk Saturday night and score more than the Gators do.

It’s Veterans Day. I’ll have a beer at every restaurant I get a free meal at. I should be drunk by 3pm.

 

[TN G8tr]

Florida wins, they score more points than the corndogs.

One of my all time favorite movie quotes from Jesse "The Body".

 

[Egor's Assistant]

Jayden Daniels injury update: LSU QB returns to practice, listed as 'probable' for game against Florida

 

[Bait'n Gator]

I've lost my hopium pipe for the season. My prediction is I get drunk Saturday night and score more than the Gators do.

 

[Spurffelbow833]

I've lost my hopium pipe for the season. My prediction is I get drunk Saturday night and score more than the Gators do.

My prediction is this post will get bumped many times tomorrow night.

 

[Joegator96]

Jayden Daniels injury update: LSU QB returns to practice, listed as 'probable' for game against Florida

Let's hope they revise their gameplan and keep him in the pocket. I'm sure Kelly doesn't want to risk running him against AA's crisp and deadly tackling machine, right? If that makes sense!

 

[oxrageous]

Let's hope they revise their gameplan and keep him in the pocket. I'm sure Kelly doesn't want to risk running him against AA's crisp and deadly tackling machine, right? If that makes sense!

He will have 331 yards rushing, setting a NCAA record.

 

[Gatorraid81]

I can actually see us scoring into the upper 30's since they're defense has sucked. Problem is I can't see us keeping them under 45 points.

Lsu 48
UF 37

 

[oxrageous]

I can actually see us scoring into the upper 30's since they're defense has sucked. Problem is I can't see us keeping them under 45 points.

Lsu 48
UF 37

This is a more realistic prediction. I think we'll score some points, but I don't see any evidence that we'll be able to stop them.

We have to be able to run the ball and control the clock to have a chance.

 

[TLB]

My prediction for Saturday evening is this:

• The TV will remain off. I start with some whiskey in memory of my grandpa. I'll sip it slowly to make it last as I know this will be a long evening. Maybe a second one.
• Then I'll check the halftime score because I haven't been watching. I'll think it's still close, so I'll cool off with a beer.
• When my phone buzzes for the end of the third and we are sufficiently behind by 3 TDs I'll rage slam 2-3 shots in hopes of being knocked out before the end of the game. It doesn't work.
• With the final score showing, I'll be hunched in the bathroom vomiting up this evenings exercise, cussing my grandfather for starting me on whiskey while I contemplate taking on a bottle of tequila to obliterate any memory of the entire event.

LSU 38
UF 13

 

[soflagator]

I’ll be hiking in the mountains with my oldest all day. And will get settled in in our hotel room after an early dinner to watch us pull a shocking win. I’d contemplate calling home to celebrate with my youngest and wife, but it’ll the late and things are still a little tense since that random Sofia Vergara moment on Tuesday with her showing up at our door and asking for me.

 

[RocketCityGator]

With who?

You sound interested?

 

[oxrageous]

You sound interested?

Isn't everyone?

 

[Gatorraid81]

This is a more realistic prediction. I think we'll score some points, but I don't see any evidence that we'll be able to stop them.

We have to be able to run the ball and control the clock to have a chance.

I usually make the most realistic prediction every week.

 

[MidwestChomp]

We have to be able to run the ball and control the clock to have a chance.

Ok Muschamp....