UPDATE!!! My boys can swim! New Gator On the Way!

Durty South Swamp

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Seriously though, thanks everyone for the well wishes... you guys are like another fam, a quite dysfunctional and sometimes hostile one, but fam just the same. It means alot.

And to Ox or Nav... nice tweak of the thread title, jerks!
 

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Congrats Durty. I've got 2 boys, older one will be 2 years in January and the younger one is 7 months. Het ready for zero sleep soak it in. It really does go by fast.
 

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Well, my first thought was.... "How do you know its YOUR boys that did the swimming?" Then my second thought was "I wouldn't want someone saying that to me". Third thought? "I'm not saying it to me.".


Congrats!
 

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Pics, of the pool not the boys, or it didn't happen... :headshake:






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Congratulations! Fatherhood is the best job in the world!
 

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oxrageous;n132902 said:
Congratulations my friend! I've got an 8th month old in the house and they make you smile a lot more than they make you frown.

Not to discourage, but wait until 3. No such thing as the terrible twos. Three is very difficult. I've been told she takes after her mother at this age.
 

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MidwestChomp;n133570 said:
Not to discourage, but wait until 3. No such thing as the terrible twos. Three is very difficult. I've been told she takes after her mother at this age.

We called that "the terrible twos", the "trying threes", and "the ****ing fours". With enough consistent discipline and stronger willpower than them... they turn out to be pretty fun at 5.
 

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bradgator2;n135365 said:
We called that "the terrible twos", the "trying threes", and "the ****ing fours". With enough consistent discipline and stronger willpower than them... they turn out to be pretty fun at 5.

That's quality advice. I've been told 4 is when they start coming around.
 

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MidwestChomp;135404 said:
That's quality advice. I've been told 4 is when they start coming around.

I sure hope 4 is when they start! My son turns 4 in Jan and 3 has been way worse than 2.
 

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Hey Hey Hey!!!! We just found out its a BOY!!!!

Timothy Malachi is his name, and we'll call him by his middle name since Tim is mine. I did the touchdown sign in the sonogram room when the tech told us, then did an endzone dance LOL. My wife was somewhat amused, and somewhat annoyed. She was hoping for a little girl. We are real excited though!
 

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Durty South Swamp;n202785 said:
Hey Hey Hey!!!! We just found out its a BOY!!!!

Timothy Malachi is his name, and we'll call him by his middle name since Tim is mine. I did the touchdown sign in the sonogram room when the tech told us, then did an endzone dance LOL. My wife was somewhat amused, and somewhat annoyed. She was hoping for a little girl. We are real excited though!

Congrats on having a boy. Hopefully the tech was right and you don't actually end up with a girl.
 

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WobbleGator;n202789 said:
Congrats on having a boy. Hopefully the tech was right and you don't actually end up with a girl.

A few minutes after the tech first said boy my wife asked her, "so you are SURE its a boy?" The tech said, "oh yea." Then moved the device around to the 'area' and preceded to outline the thing on the screen. It was quite clear he's got an outty and not an inny :hehehe:
 

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Durty South Swamp;n202795 said:
A few minutes after the tech first said boy my wife asked her, "so you are SURE its a boy?" The tech said, "oh yea." Then moved the device around to the 'area' and preceded to outline the thing on the screen. It was quite clear he's got an outty and not an inny :hehehe:

Watch that "outty" just be a finger. :hahaha:
 

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WobbleGator;n202801 said:
Watch that "outty" just be a finger. :hahaha:

lol no, his hands were up by his face the whole time, he kept hiding like that through the whole 20 minutes. they gave us a really cool 3d shot of his face with his hands in little fists up by his cheeks. its super cool. Stop hating on my boy wobbs! :wink:
 

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Congrats Durty!!!

On a slightly separate note....are you married Durty?
 

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URGatorBait;n202834 said:
Congrats Durty!!!

On a slightly separate note....are you married Durty?

WTF? Are you hoping you have a chance?
 

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