You can pay for a massage. You can pay to eat food. You can pay for someone to put their hands in your mouth. You can pay to watch women strip. So, if I were in one of these situations I would make sure to have my bases covered. Arrange the meeting for a stripper to meet me in a hotel room. I will tell her that I am a dentist in training and that I require everyone I share food with to have an oral exam, because I'm very paranoid like that. So somewhere in between all of these legal purchases, I mistake her snatch for my food, she mistakes my dong for my hand, we both get a little massage, and in the end I did not purchase anything illegally. Hey, mistakes happen.