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That was completely tongue-in-cheek.
But it's a nice segue into my contribution: strip clubs in general. The vast majority of time I've gone to one, the number of attractive girls usually amounts to less than 2.
All the ones I went to in the military were a complete waste of time & money; and while Rachel's and Mon's in Tampa are a marginal step up in quality, just never saw the point tbh.
The point is to keep successful young men from having all the money. Those funds that may have otherwise assisted in an earlier retirement and/or beach home for a select few are now scattered(sometimes literally) to less fortunate girls whose dream of becoming a news woman will never pan out. They in turn spend that money at bodegas, tattoo parlors and BeBe outlets. It was the original wealth distribution. It also gives the girls a segue into the escort or porn industry.
Some places like you mentioned try to create a classy, I’ve arrived, environment. Others like Cheetah would sometimes have two girls full blown having sex on the stage, which catered to that specific crowd. What I didn’t get was the amount of women that would be in there just because it was the hangout, Diamond’s and Rachel’s as examples. I also didn’t understand the married men. I made a vow I wouldn’t go anymore once married and have stuck to that. Found that I was mostly going along with friends and, as you said, never saw the point after that.