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What's next for Mullen? Coming soon to ESPN

Clearly there is less than ZERO interest from anyone regarding Cousin Eddie and coaching. How any network would want to hire someone as an analyst who is not very well spoken when talking about the X's and O's of football is beyond me. Yes we all know that Cousin Eddie is set financially, but if a "Coach" is available and is truly well thought of, his name comes up constantly. Not once has Coaching and Cousin Eddie come up in the same sentence.
 
I sure hope we make him have to talk good about us and see his disdain while saying it. Im not sure how long I can handle him explaining why we are losing. Bucs are looking good though...
 
He'll have the staffs at BSPN hating his guts by mid-season. Hope they leave him off SECN. It would be funny as shyt to have him as the color commentator broadcasting with no other than BETH MOWINS. They could call themselves M&M, Mo and Mull, or just dumbazzes.
 
I predict he'll say something tone deaf on the air that gets him suspended or fired within the first year. Then he'll start phoning it in just like he did at UF.
 
After being good for many years, Navy has struggled for about 3 years now. Maybe Neopolitan Ice Cream or whatever the coach's name is will move on. I am sure Navy would love Paul Johnson back, but if not Johnson, Cousin Eddie and his QB run heavy scheme would fit right in.
Navy QB's aren't big enough to take the punishment running it up the gut the way Mullen does.
 
ESPN - So Dan, what do you see that this coaching staff can do to turn things around.

Dan - Clearly they are not taking enough vacations so that they can focus on themselves. Recruiting is not an important part of running a program and they should clearly send a message that they come first by vacationing during the times recruits can actually talk with you.

ESPN - but what about the on field product. They are really struggling to run the ball.

Dan - The coaches are really smart and shouldn’t give up. Keep running the QB right at the heart of the defense and he will eventually get a first down. No need to pass until down by 21 at least.
 
He'll have the staffs at BSPN hating his guts by mid-season. Hope they leave him off SECN. It would be funny as shyt to have him as the color commentator broadcasting with no other than BETH MOWINS. They could call themselves M&M, Mo and Mull, or just dumbazzes.
You know how they say about ugly announcers, "he has a face made for radio"? Well Mullinz has a voice made for silent movies. Bad enough that it's bad commentary, the unlistenable delivery will accelerate the quick demise of his broadcasting career.
 
What does it say about our choice of coaches in the last 15 years?

Urban - out of football, disgraced
Chump - back to be a DC, doubtful to ever get a head coaching gig again
McShark Boy - where he belongs, in the MAC
Mullet - out of football, disgraced
 
Irving myerers would still be the hottest cfb commodity on the market if he were to decide he wanted to coach college again. All the hand wringing and pearl clutching by some of you twats is laughable.
 

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    Dickin's Cider?
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    Zambo said:
    Or maybe she got tired of people saying they wanted to put their Dickin Hicken.
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    AlexDaGator said:
    Donna Deegan? She just did it for the alliteration.
    Or maybe she got tired of people saying they wanted to put their Dickin Hicken.
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    Zambo said:
    So that is Dan Hicken correct? I know he was the sports guy in Jax on WTLV for a long time and was married to that shrew mayor Donna Deegan for some time before she decided to make the weather guy Tim Deegan her 3rd husband. Its hysterical how animated he is in these videos. :lol:
    Donna Deegan? She just did it for the alliteration.
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  • jdh5484 jdh5484:
    Zambo said:
    So that is Dan Hicken correct? I know he was the sports guy in Jax on WTLV for a long time and was married to that shrew mayor Donna Deegan for some time before she decided to make the weather guy Tim Deegan her 3rd husband. Its hysterical how animated he is in these videos. :lol:
    Dan Hicken is lucky he got that wench out of his life. I think both those guys took a hit of speed before the show. :lol:
    +1
  • Zambo Zambo:
    So that is Dan Hicken correct? I know he was the sports guy in Jax on WTLV for a long time and was married to that shrew mayor Donna Deegan for some time before she decided to make the weather guy Tim Deegan her 3rd husband. Its hysterical how animated he is in these videos. :lol:
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    heavychevy said:
    whats the name of the podcast with the two guys that are hammered at a bar?
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    Two guys hammered at a bar sounds like a good name for a podcast
  • heavychevy heavychevy:
    whats the name of the podcast with the two guys that are hammered at a bar?
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    Born2beagator said:
    First comment: And the Cleveland Browns select, Arch Manning QB Texas
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    bradgator2 said:
    Dang. WTF did they do to that bear? He's POed. :lol:
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    Born2beagator said:
    SOS I believe was pissed that Peyton and Archie didnt think he was the guy to develop Peyton, thus the @ss kickings Peyton got from the Gators. But he was right…If Arch was the next coming, why did Ewers get all the snaps Arch’s freshman year?
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    Sounds fun
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    Swamp Donkey said:
    and wasn't that also the verse that Koresh used to insist that all the women and girls "anoint him with their oils"? suddenly it is creepy.
    Should be a giant red flag if your church leader wants you to serve him symbolically or otherwise. Next thing you know you'll be building a compound, stockpiling weapons, and sending your wife into his bed.
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    We were raised Baptists. There was a period when Mom took us to different denominations after our regular church preacher was caught cheating on his wife. One was a Methodist church. This particular one had a closing ceremony when people were encouraged to talk in tongues. Us kids voted to not go back. It was like the Excorcist x 100.
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  • cover2 cover2:
    …and invoking VH’s “Hot for Teacher” was always good for a lesson derailment!
  • cover2 cover2:
    @Swamp Donkey I don’t know about David Koresh and the “annoint me with your oils” business. You sure that wasn’t Bill Clinton frequently?
  • Swamp Donkey Swamp Donkey:
    cover2 said:
    not even going to talk about the Spanish teacher who seemed to blush when we would sing "I've got it bad got it bad got it bad" (Im hot for teacher).
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  • Swamp Donkey Swamp Donkey:
    g8tr72 said:
    The only time I've ever seen that done during a church service, months later it came to light that the woman washing the preachers feet was having an sexual affair with him.
    and wasn't that also the verse that Koresh used to insist that all the women and girls "anoint him with their oils"? suddenly it is creepy.
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