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Who should Mullen's replacement be?
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GatorScott
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nah, you can run your game on someone else. Seeing stats told the story of the prank...
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then name your top 3 candidates to replace Bozo The Dan. If you were Strickland, who would you go after?Think of it this way: Both Walt Bell and Lane Kiffin have the same trophy case:
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What possible difference does it make who my candidates are? We are all pissing into the wind here.
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Has anyone ever read the story of how the Mullinzes met? It is about what you'd expect.
Megan was a small-time sports reporter working in Ohio when Dan saw her on the sideline at Bowling Green. He found out her name and email address, and started stalking her.
To be fair, Stalking Dan would dispute that characterization. In fact he specifically denied being a stalker, in his second email to her. Twice.
From 247Sports:
So, Dashing Dan took her breath away. It would be hard to believe, if it wasn't impossible to believe.
As she reflects back upon her life now, and recalls all the people she has known, I bet there is no one she despises more than that Fuchsing news director.
Megan was a small-time sports reporter working in Ohio when Dan saw her on the sideline at Bowling Green. He found out her name and email address, and started stalking her.
To be fair, Stalking Dan would dispute that characterization. In fact he specifically denied being a stalker, in his second email to her. Twice.
From 247Sports:
Coach Mullen asked if she would have lunch with him. Megan never responded. A second e-mail came along.
"Listen, I am not a stalker," Mullen wrote. "I'm just a quarterback coach with Bowling Green State University. You cover our team, and I have seen you at practice. I would like to take you out to lunch. Again, I'm not a stalker. I just want to take you to lunch. At least have the common courtesy to reply to this e-mail. It would be RUDE not to."
Megan shared how 'RUDE' was spelled in capital letters. She kept thinking to herself, "Who is this guy?"
Megan still ignored him until one day when she walked into a staff meeting. The news director would screen all working staff's e-mails. He came out one day reading the e-mail out loud in front of everyone. He was saying, "He is not a stalker. This is his second e-mail. Can you just go have lunch with the guy?"
Megan responded, "Nope, can't do it. I am already seeing someone else." Then he said, "Nope, you have to do it because it will be bad business not to."
Megan continued to say, "No. I can't." The news director continued to say, "Just do it. Just go have lunch with this guy. It will be a nice thing to do."
"I called Dan Mullen and realized we had enough in common that we could get through a lunch," Megan said. "So I said, 'you know what, if you want to do lunch sometime this week or next week I will be happy to.'"
Dan Mullen said, "No. That's OK. We will just have dinner tonight instead."
She thought, "Who is this guy? I've given him a lunch, and he's taking a dinner. Like what in the world, the arrogance of this guy.
"So I went to dinner that night, but didn't brush my hair, and I didn't care. I just wanted it to kind of be over with, but I got there first and when I heard the person walk in behind me I turned around and that was the first time in my life that anybody had taken my breath away.
"I just knew it. It was him. That was the start of Dan. Dan has always said that he is a good recruiter, and that he recruited me. And you know what, he totally did."
"Listen, I am not a stalker," Mullen wrote. "I'm just a quarterback coach with Bowling Green State University. You cover our team, and I have seen you at practice. I would like to take you out to lunch. Again, I'm not a stalker. I just want to take you to lunch. At least have the common courtesy to reply to this e-mail. It would be RUDE not to."
Megan shared how 'RUDE' was spelled in capital letters. She kept thinking to herself, "Who is this guy?"
Megan still ignored him until one day when she walked into a staff meeting. The news director would screen all working staff's e-mails. He came out one day reading the e-mail out loud in front of everyone. He was saying, "He is not a stalker. This is his second e-mail. Can you just go have lunch with the guy?"
Megan responded, "Nope, can't do it. I am already seeing someone else." Then he said, "Nope, you have to do it because it will be bad business not to."
Megan continued to say, "No. I can't." The news director continued to say, "Just do it. Just go have lunch with this guy. It will be a nice thing to do."
"I called Dan Mullen and realized we had enough in common that we could get through a lunch," Megan said. "So I said, 'you know what, if you want to do lunch sometime this week or next week I will be happy to.'"
Dan Mullen said, "No. That's OK. We will just have dinner tonight instead."
She thought, "Who is this guy? I've given him a lunch, and he's taking a dinner. Like what in the world, the arrogance of this guy.
"So I went to dinner that night, but didn't brush my hair, and I didn't care. I just wanted it to kind of be over with, but I got there first and when I heard the person walk in behind me I turned around and that was the first time in my life that anybody had taken my breath away.
"I just knew it. It was him. That was the start of Dan. Dan has always said that he is a good recruiter, and that he recruited me. And you know what, he totally did."
So, Dashing Dan took her breath away. It would be hard to believe, if it wasn't impossible to believe.
As she reflects back upon her life now, and recalls all the people she has known, I bet there is no one she despises more than that Fuchsing news director.
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So you're saying we need a few upgrades?
So we throw in some money for remodeling... put it in his contract.
Plus, carpets of his choice.
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This seals it. Despite the mountain of evidence to the contrary, muLLLLLen thinks he's a great recruiter. He's a legend in his own mind. And even his wife thinks he's an arrogant creeper.
Way to go Scott... you freaking asswipe.
Way to go Scott... you freaking asswipe.
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serious game there.
I AM NOT A STALKER.
How about just talking to her at the damn field, you freak.
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Like when somebody begins a sentence, “To be honest …” You know they’re about to tell a bald-faced lie.
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It was when he repeated it that she knew it must be true. That really drove the point home. "Again, I am not a stalker." Oh okay, she said. Now I'm convinced.
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I can’t unsee that. Dude was even lame at dating. No wonder he sucks at recruiting while being cheered on by the wife
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"Honey, I am not a cuckold. I just think it would be good for our team if you made out with every player when they get off the bus. It would be RUDE not to. But again, I am not a cuckold."
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Does the story of Courtin' Dan deserve its own thread, or should we just leave it tucked away in this one and try to pretend we never saw it? 
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