Who should Mullen's replacement be?

[G. Gordon Gator]

She thought, "Who is this guy? I've given him a lunch, and he's taking a dinner. Like what in the world, the arrogance of this guy."

 

[gingerlover]

"Honey, I am not a cuckold. I just think it would be good for our team if you made out with every player when they get off the bus. It would be RUDE not to. But again, I am not a cuckold."

I bet he spends all day drawing up plays and diagrams for forplay and then blows his load after 10 seconds.

 

[soflagator]

First thing that popped into my head.

 

[FireFoley]

I bet he spends all day drawing up plays and diagrams for forplay and then blows his load after 10 seconds.

Not effing way. No need to bring in the official countdown person from NASA for that. 3,2,.......1!

 

[soflagator]

If there’s an ounce of doubt in anyone’s mind that we absolutely have to make a move immediately from the current clown, and that it has to be a winner who cannot handle losing, watch this.

 

[Brooks]

I'd be good with Charles Huff. We need someone that could keep up or whip Kirby's ass on the trail.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

I'd be good with Charles Huff. We need someone that could keep up or whip Kirby's ass on the trail.

You want a 6-4 coach from CUSA who was a position coach last year?

 

[ThreatMatrix]

Okay, so first Kiffin was Spurrier and now he's Nick Saban. Wheee.

He'll end this season 8-4.

You said it, not me.

 

[Durty South Swamp]

That crap pisses me off about as bad as anything possibly could. And he's 100% right. We're soft, we're undisciplined, and the only thing we do well is run our damn mouths. Dan leads the way in that area.

FIRE HIS SORRY ASS!

 

[RiverRat]

Does the story of Courtin' Dan deserve its own thread, or should we just leave it tucked away in this one and try to pretend we never saw it?

I vote for that second thing you said.

 

[Brooks]

You want a 6-4 coach from CUSA who was a position coach last year?

I'm trying to think outside of the box. Yeah 6-4 isnt great but he coached at Bama so he knows a little about the sec. He would reel kids in here.

 

[Brooks]

He isn't making much at Marshall. We could load up on assistant coaches and extra staff. I'm trying to think of realistic hires that could be great at recruiting.

 

[Brooks]

I am down. Let's organize a GC mob to go up to campus.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

I but he coached at Bama so he knows a little about the sec. he would reel kids here.

We've done this. Twice. Just because you can recruit for Saban doesn't mean you can recruit elsewhere.

Championship trophies recruit all by themselves.

 

[Brooks]

We've done this. Twice. Just because you can recruit for Saban doesn't mean you can recruit elsewhere.

Championship trophies recruit all by themselves.

Who would be your #1 realistic choice? I hate Mullen so much that I check this thread 20 times a day to hear some good news or ideas for a replacement.

 

[oxrageous]

Not yet Ox. I haven't seen you post a thread like I saw at Swamp Gas two days ago: "Members are not allow to insult other members of Gator Country." [Paraphrasing as I couldn't remember the EXACT wording but its dead on.]

We have the same policy. Insults to other posters is not allowed and is strictly enforced.

 

[alcoholica]

Perhaps you should learn to accept that the administration at UF wouldn’t hire Kiffin if they had a loaded revolver held up against their nads.

Is this an option....not the Kiffin part....the other part

This seals it. Despite the mountain of evidence to the contrary, muLLLLLen thinks he's a great recruiter. He's a legend in his own mind. And even his wife thinks he's an arrogant creeper.

Way to go Scott... you freaking asswipe.

Even back then he maxed out at a 3*

 

[G. Gordon Gator]

Okay, so first Kiffin was Spurrier and now he's Nick Saban. Wheee.

He'll end this season 8-4.

...and again, for those keeping score at home, that's the same record SOS ended with at Duke the year before we hired him.