Aaron Hernandez Commits Suicide

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Hmmmm.... it kind of puts that Pouncey Love in a different perspective.
 

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Hmmmm.... it kind of puts that Pouncey Love in a different perspective.

On a completely unrelated note, anyone remember these as a kid? Really cool.

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Even if it was true, it's difficult for me to imagine Hernandez actually leaving a note so the whole world would know he was having gay prison sex after his death. Frankly, that part of the story sounds like BS. I mean seriously, a thug macho gangsta like him leaves a note to his gay lover? Puh-leeze.

Some asshat was really amusing himself when he mentioned that little fabricated tidbit to the press.
 

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Even if the gay stuff is true, it's difficult for me to imagine Hernandez actually leaving a note so the whole world would know it after his death. Frankly, that part of the story sounds like BS. I mean seriously, a thug macho gangsta like him leaves a note to his gay lover?

Some asshat was really amusing himself when he mentioned that little tidbit to the press.

Maybe he found out he wasn't so macho after all, after a few years with some real gangsters. The guy grew up middle class and by all appearances was a wanna-be tough guy (albeit one willing to pull the trigger) not a hard core, bad-azz gangbanger. And maybe that's the reason he offed himself...he couldn't take the prison life anymore.
 

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Maybe he found out he wasn't so macho after all, after a few years with some real gangsters. The guy grew up middle class and by all appearances was a wanna-be tough guy (albeit one willing to pull the trigger) not a hard core, bad-azz gangbanger. And maybe that's the reason he offed himself...he couldn't take the prison life anymore.
I'm not saying that it isn't possible that he engaged in man-sex, I just don't believe he left a note for the guy. No way.
 

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I'm not saying that it isn't possible that he engaged in man-sex, I just don't believe he left a note for the guy. No way.

Oh no, he did. It's true, it's all true. I just hope the note wasn't addressed to Tom Brady...that would really cause me to lose all faith.
 

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Oh no, he did. It's true, it's all true. I just hope the note wasn't addressed to Tom Brady...that would really cause me to lose all faith.
I hope it was. Wouldn't that add a lot of intrigue to our first game next season?
 

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I hope it was. Wouldn't that add a lot of intrigue to our first game next season?

You're right, I can see the Enquirer storyline now. Brady seduced the underage freshman Gator Hernandez, causing Aaron to start shooting vehicle occupants on University Ave. Brady then used his influence in the Pats org to get them to draft Hernandez so the molestation could continue. When Brady told Aaron that he had decided to stay with Giselle, Hernandez went off the deep end and murdered 3 people while also attempting to silence a witness to the murders (and coincidentally a rival for Tom's affection) by shooting his eye out. The weapon involved was a Red-Ryder BB gun. Aaron then wrote Tom a final love letter letting him know that he wasn't dying of suicide rather a broken heart.
 

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You're right, I can see the Enquirer storyline now. Brady seduced the underage freshman Gator Hernandez, causing Aaron to start shooting vehicle occupants on University Ave. Brady then used his influence in the Pats org to get them to draft Hernandez so the molestation could continue. When Brady told Aaron that he had decided to stay with Giselle, Hernandez went off the deep end and murdered 3 people while also attempting to silence a witness to the murders (and coincidentally a rival for Tom's affection) by shooting his eye out. The weapon involved was a Red-Ryder BB gun. Aaron then wrote Tom a final love letter letting him know that he wasn't dying of suicide rather a broken heart.
Careful, you'll put yer eye out!
 

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Two days ago, my family was remembering those things. We called them Chinese handcuffs?

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Sorry if this was covered above but read a NYT article stating that police feel the motive behind killing Lloyd was that he knew Hernandez was bi and had the long term bf and was going to out him.
 

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