Shelly Meyer upset again....

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Lots of rumors out there. I think that’s why she stands by her man so publicly. I’ve got a relative that still swears Shelley gave him the **** me eyes at Publix one evening.
 

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Y'all need to stop talking bad about this sweet lady before you get sent to the gas chamber, oops.... I mean banned for life on this board. After all, her hubby brought us TWO NCs.

PS: How many Oxbucks do I get for my unconditional gratitude?
 

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Let me play a song on the worlds smallest violin for her. B*tch please, they have been calling him that since his UF days
My husband only makes 8Mil a year. You’re getting danger pay, combat pay, and name calling salary adjustments that the rest of us can only dream of.

Where can I get One? Need me one them tee shirts
 

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My husband only makes 8Mil a year. You’re getting danger pay, combat pay, and name calling salary adjustments that the rest of us can only dream of.

Where can I get One? Need me one them tee shirts
I can't find them on the net. Maybe Ox will sell some.

Imagine the dilemma.

$20 is $20 though.
 
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Let me play a song on the worlds smallest violin for her. B*tch please, they have been calling him that since his UF days

Make that a quartet of "domestic violins".

Ox has a doll made of Shelly’s hair in his guest room closet

Vacuumed up from a Gainesville bedroom floor where Shelly tried to convince Urbs he wasn't having a heart attack 'cause he didn't attend his girls' volleyball games.
 
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Let me play a song on the worlds smallest violin for her. B*tch please, they have been calling him that since his UF days
Really!! I'm not a Meyer hater, but even if he's been totally truthful, which he hasn't, doesn't this kind of thing come with the territory. "Cry me a river."
 

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Let me shed a few tears here. :cry2:

That bytch needs to get a grip or perhaps recognize the midline. Both she and Urbs have done enough to earn the ribbing from a fan base. He plays the game too. Mascot emblems in the urinals?? C'mon Shelley give it a rest. With that said.....the Bucknuts need their shyt kicked in on Saturday. Urbs and Franklin both have some skeletons in the closet. So just chill out and enjoy the $$$. Consider it Hazard Pay.
 

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PSU playing OSU at their house will result in domestic violence, won't it?
Perturbing thing is ... OSU will probably clobber every opponent on it's schedule. That will put Urbs up to facing Saban on the big stage again. How frequently will NC-vying coaches wind up facing the SEC.
 

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