Perfect! Cue my all time favorite CFB story:
My then 9 year-old son and I were attending one of his first UF games, versus LSU at the Swamp. There were tens of thousands and thousands of fans from both school enjoying the afternoon and getting ready for an very important game. It was a perfect fall afternoon, the and the fans had been drinking for hours already. My kid was taking in all in and getting excited.
On University Drive and 8th, just on the perimeter of the UF campus, was a gathering of LSU fans being lead by their cheerleaders. Many UF fans, including my son and I, watched on as Tiger fans bellowed out cheers, while guzzling down beverages of all sorts.
As the pep rally ended, One of the male LSU cheerleaders had a final, cautionary warning; "Remember Tigers! A true LSU fan does not expose himself during a football game!"
My kid looked up at me in puzzlement. I just shook my head and smiled.