Auburn in Shambles: Harsin on chopping block

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Women are such clowns. And by clowns I mean, all the makeup, the painted face, the crazy hair, the fake nose, the funny shoes, and the distracting brightly colored outfits only. Otherwise, they aren't really like clowns at all.
 

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Women are such clowns. And by clowns I mean, all the makeup, the painted face, the crazy hair, the fake nose, the funny shoes, and the distracting brightly colored outfits only. Otherwise, they aren't really like clowns at all.
I picked that photo because of her shoes.
 

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What's so laughable is how a chunky dude like looking girl can put some extensions in her hair and use some filters on a camera and all the hard up dudes who've always had a hard time scoring with quality snatch swear she's a "smokeshow" .....:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
 

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What you don't seem to get Crete, is that everyone on this board is willing to bet their entire bank account that you're describing yourself. And the more you insist you pull top shelf tail, the more pathetic we all think you are. Listen bro, I'm not bagging on you right now, I'm trying to help you out. Just stop, it's really embarrassing.
 

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What you don't seem to get Crete, is that everyone on this board is willing to bet their entire bank account that you're describing yourself. And the more you insist you pull top shelf tail, the more pathetic we all think you are. Listen bro, I'm not bagging on you right now, I'm trying to help you out. Just stop, it's really embarrassing.

When you get to be crete's age those amyloid plaques start becoming your friend. Just sayin.
 

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Ya gotta kinda feel for the woman on many levels. To start with she went from Idaho to Alabama...
 

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What's so laughable is how a chunky dude like looking girl can put some extensions in her hair and use some filters on a camera and all the hard up dudes who've always had a hard time scoring with quality snatch swear she's a "smokeshow" .....:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
I don't know man, her Instagram is pretty impressive
 

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Women are such clowns. And by clowns I meaall the makeup, the painted face, the crazy hair, the fake nose, the funny shoes, and the distracting brightly colored outfits only. Otherwise, they aren't really like clowns at all.
n,

Beauty comes from within ... from within squeeze tubes, tan spray-wands, short jars, and big jugs.
 

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What you don't seem to get Crete, is that everyone on this board is willing to bet their entire bank account that you're describing yourself. And the more you insist you pull top shelf tail, the more pathetic we all think you are. Listen bro, I'm not bagging on you right now, I'm trying to help you out. Just stop, it's really embarrassing.
You're laughable dude at the very least....look I'm sorry I pointed out that you like chunky unattractive dude like looking chicks....to each his own...btw is this what you meant by a "smokeshow"
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

SMOKER.jpg
 

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This girl is barely of drinking age, and knowing that the average age here is in the mid 70’s, she likely could be your daughter or granddaughter. Ya buncha pervs.

She kinda has that AT&T girl vibe.
 

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This girl is barely of drinking age, and knowing that the average age here is in the mid 70’s, she likely could be your daughter or granddaughter. Ya buncha pervs.

She kinda has that AT&T girl vibe.
What's the thing with this board and several of it's members drooling over unattractive boyish looking women??
 

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Shes like the Seinfeld chick that looked hot in some lighting and hideous on other lighting situations. Some hot instagram photos, but some photos you have a little Austin Powers inside your head screaming, "thats a man, baby"
 

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