Swamp Donkey Has Relocated

Homer J

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Why TF would he be in England? Can't practice law there. Not sure he was practicing it here. I'm convinced that he transcribed medical records for a living.
My wife does that too.
 

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This place is going to shyt more and more each day swamp donkey is gone. I check the Florida man thread daily looking for a story along the lines of "Non binary Florida man drives Miata into the Atlantic, a 6 pack of Zima was found on the front seat, only 2 had been opened."
 

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This place is going to shyt more and more each day swamp donkey is gone. I check the Florida man thread daily looking for a story along the lines of "Non binary Florida man drives Miata into the Atlantic, a 6 pack of Zima was found on the front seat, only 2 had been opened."
Is this your way of saying you wish me dead?

Our Gators are back, that's what is actually rejuvenating this board. Come fall it's going to be a lot of fun around here. Some of you forget that this is a Gator sports board, after all.

Also, I'll say this one more time: Swamp Donkey didn't want to be here anymore. He had been trying to leave the board for years, at one point actually asking me to ban him so he couldn't return. It had become somewhat of an obsession it seems. I FREED the guy, who in truth I almost always liked. I'm quite certain if I went to him and begged him to come back he would not - he's free.
 

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Also, I'll say this one more time: Swamp Donkey didn't want to be here anymore. He had been trying to leave the board for years, at one point actually asking me to ban him so he couldn't return. It had become somewhat of an obsession it seems.
I 100% believe this. He gave the impression of absolutely needing an intervention.
 

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I’m not surprised he isn’t here. Who is? It’s deadsville with the season over and the infrastructure guy hired as Head Five-Year Plan.

Law loves pace. He loves the chance to rub your face in wrong. There’ll be plenty of hiccups in the fall. He’ll be back to remind.
 

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Is this your way of saying you wish me dead?

Our Gators are back, that's what is actually rejuvenating this board. Come fall it's going to be a lot of fun around here. Some of you forget that this is a Gator sports board, after all.

Also, I'll say this one more time: Swamp Donkey didn't want to be here anymore. He had been trying to leave the board for years, at one point actually asking me to ban him so he couldn't return. It had become somewhat of an obsession it seems. I FREED the guy, who in truth I almost always liked. I'm quite certain if I went to him and begged him to come back he would not - he's free.

Do you drive a Miata and drink Zima? The non-binary thing I already know.
 

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I’m not surprised he isn’t here. Who is? It’s deadsville with the season over and the infrastructure guy hired as Head Five-Year Plan.

Law loves pace. He loves the chance to rub your face in wrong. There’ll be plenty of hiccups in the fall. He’ll be back to remind.

I’m on vacation, and even I haven’t started drinking this early.
 

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I’m not surprised he isn’t here. Who is? It’s deadsville with the season over and the infrastructure guy hired as Head Five-Year Plan.

Law loves pace. He loves the chance to rub your face in wrong. There’ll be plenty of hiccups in the fall. He’ll be back to remind.
Since he's banned, it's going to be really hard for him to just saunter back in. :lol:

Even if he wasn't banned, he's not coming back.
 

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Since he's banned, it's going to be really hard for him to just saunter back in. :lol:

Even if he wasn't banned, he's not coming back.

You banned him. He came back. You banned him a second time? What was the point? Just unban him or face a Russian missile attack.
 

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You banned him. He came back. You banned him a second time? What was the point? Just unban him or face a Russian missile attack.
I banned him on December 16th and never unbanned him. Not sure where you're getting your false information. After his last personal attack, I had had enough.

Throughout the years, he had been given at least half a dozen vacations, usually for personally attacking me.
 

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I’m not surprised he isn’t here. Who is? It’s deadsville with the season over and the infrastructure guy hired as Head Five-Year Plan.

Law loves pace. He loves the chance to rub your face in wrong. There’ll be plenty of hiccups in the fall. He’ll be back to remind.

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You banned him. He came back. You banned him a second time? What was the point? Just unban him or face a Russian missile attack.

Those monkeys can’t even take and hold a Ukrainian town. Plus we’ve got @Detroitgator.

Zero concern about the Russians. And you’re still hammered.
 

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I banned him on December 16th and never unbanned him. Not sure where you're getting your false information. After his last personal attack, I had had enough.

Throughout the years, he had been given at least half a dozen vacations, usually for personally attacking me.

In all the years I was an admin on a firearms forum I banned whomever I determined needed banning and never offered up explanation as to why. I personally think the place was better with the paper runner here but I completely agree with your decision to send him packing. This is absolutely not me sucking up to you at all because I dont give a flying fck what you think of me. I just have been there and had to do that.
 

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In all the years I was an admin on a firearms forum I banned whomever I determined needed banning and never offered up explanation as to why. I personally think the place was better with the paper runner here but I completely agree with your decision to send him packing. This is absolutely not me sucking up to you at all because I dont give a flying fck what you think of me. I just have been there and had to do that.

Yet you use your signature to shout your disapproval and bark out orders to him. Unreal.
 

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Yet you use your signature to shout your disapproval and bark out orders to him. Unreal.

Aww. Did I hurt your feewings? The donk brought probably 30% of all material here and I believe he should be allowed back. But if he cant control his emotions on an internet board then so be it.
 

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Aww. Did I hurt your feewings? The donk brought probably 30% of all material here and I believe he should be allowed back. But if he cant control his emotions on an internet board then so be it.

No I agree. It’s almost a if he took things here a bit too seriously. There’s no place for that.
 

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