- Jul 16, 2018
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Ok...buckle up...this is going to be a crazy one.
There are days when I am so glad I'm not my girlfriend....not even taking the gender differences into account....today is one of those days. And yet....I'm sure this will all somehow be my fault. ;)
Here's where the TL;DR fags bail. :)
So....i have a de facto stepson....he's 21 and has finally met THE ONE. The only girl in the entire fuching world for him. Same girl has graduated from college and has landed her first job in Chicago. Stepson is 1 year behind her.
What could possibly go wrong? Well...gf (stepsons mom) and gf's mom have decided (along with stepsons gf) to have a "girls weekend" without him. So the three of them can have fun and get to know each other.
So...today starts this weekend. I am, wisely, staying home, taking care of the dog, and hunting deer. GF and grandmom are jetting off to Chicago.
Grandmoms flight is cancelled and rebooked 3 hrs later and she's pissed.
So...all is well.. they both meet up and head to the hotel.
At 3PM I get a frantic call from grandmom's phone. GF has LOST her phone somewhere on Chicago's train system. Can I please call verizon and lock it down.
Call Verizon...talk to ashook...hopefully get phone locked.
Get frantic call at 315 PM from grandmom asking if I know what hotel they are staying at, because GF has gone back to look for phone and grandmom has no clue where they are staying.
As of right now...we have a GF without her phone. A grand mom who has no idea where she's spending the night. A love interest who has no way of contacting anyone involved A stepson who is likely far more drunk than me. And I'm sitting here cracking open my second bottle of moonshine.
Gnite y'all....somehow the impending UF-UT blowout on Saturday isn't all that bad.....
There are days when I am so glad I'm not my girlfriend....not even taking the gender differences into account....today is one of those days. And yet....I'm sure this will all somehow be my fault. ;)
Here's where the TL;DR fags bail. :)
So....i have a de facto stepson....he's 21 and has finally met THE ONE. The only girl in the entire fuching world for him. Same girl has graduated from college and has landed her first job in Chicago. Stepson is 1 year behind her.
What could possibly go wrong? Well...gf (stepsons mom) and gf's mom have decided (along with stepsons gf) to have a "girls weekend" without him. So the three of them can have fun and get to know each other.
So...today starts this weekend. I am, wisely, staying home, taking care of the dog, and hunting deer. GF and grandmom are jetting off to Chicago.
Grandmoms flight is cancelled and rebooked 3 hrs later and she's pissed.
So...all is well.. they both meet up and head to the hotel.
At 3PM I get a frantic call from grandmom's phone. GF has LOST her phone somewhere on Chicago's train system. Can I please call verizon and lock it down.
Call Verizon...talk to ashook...hopefully get phone locked.
Get frantic call at 315 PM from grandmom asking if I know what hotel they are staying at, because GF has gone back to look for phone and grandmom has no clue where they are staying.
As of right now...we have a GF without her phone. A grand mom who has no idea where she's spending the night. A love interest who has no way of contacting anyone involved A stepson who is likely far more drunk than me. And I'm sitting here cracking open my second bottle of moonshine.
Gnite y'all....somehow the impending UF-UT blowout on Saturday isn't all that bad.....
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