Dave's Not Here

[Gator By Marriage]

If I ever have a son, I think I'm gonna name him.....Bill! or George! Anything but Sue!

 

[Durty South Swamp]

My grandson is Easton. Named so by his father...Landon.

Both named from hockey.

You had one job....

 

[AlexDaGator]

My mom named me something funky and I’ve hated it all my life. To go back in time I’d tell my younger self to change my name. It’s always misspelled and mispronounced.

Snap Poll: CD’s real name is—

A. Harriette

B. Merlot

C. Agnes

D. Shenandoah

E. Nefertiti

F. Maverick

G. Barbie

H. Rainbow

I. Cheyenne

J. Karen

K. Artemis

L. Beyoncé

M. Mike



Alex.

 

[Gator By Marriage]

Snap Poll: CD’s real name is—

A. Harriette

B. Merlot

C. Agnes

D. Shenandoah

E. Nefertiti

F. Maverick

G. Barbie

H. Rainbow

I. Cheyenne

J. Karen

K. Artemis

L. Beyoncé

M. Mike



Alex.

Tough call. I have to go with either Shenandoah or Cheyenne. I feel comfortable that we can rule out the stripper names. (Right @CDGator ? Right?)

 

[Altitude Gator]

Snap Poll: CD’s real name is—

A. Harriette

B. Merlot

C. Agnes

D. Shenandoah

E. Nefertiti

F. Maverick

G. Barbie

H. Rainbow

I. Cheyenne

J. Karen

K. Artemis

L. Beyoncé

M. Mike



Alex.

Mulva?

 

[Altitude Gator]

If I ever have a son, I think I'm gonna name him.....Bill! or George! Anything but Sue!

It's a lot easier to be a boy named Sue these days.

 

[soflagator]

I’ve heard of three boys in a class named Jaxson, Jaxon and Jackson. Their classmate is Arson.

My mom named me something funky and I’ve hated it all my life. To go back in time I’d tell my younger self to change my name. It’s always misspelled and mispronounced. I feel so bad for these kids.

 

[Pablos Tunnel]

An interesting chapter in the first Freakonomics book had to do with people's names correlated with their success rate. I won't spoil it for you.

-John

Pryncess is popular

 

[CDGator]

Snap Poll: CD’s real name is—

A. Harriette

B. Merlot

C. Agnes

D. Shenandoah

E. Nefertiti

F. Maverick

G. Barbie

H. Rainbow

I. Cheyenne

J. Karen

K. Artemis

L. Beyoncé

M. Mike



Alex.

Funny but those are much too common

 

[Gatordiddy]

Mulva?

 

[78]

Snap Poll: CD’s real name is—

A. Harriette

B. Merlot

C. Agnes

D. Shenandoah

E. Nefertiti

F. Maverick

G. Barbie

H. Rainbow

I. Cheyenne

J. Karen

K. Artemis

L. Beyoncé

M. Mike



Alex.

Very close. Keep trying.

 

[Gator By Marriage]

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We used to have an Aaron and a Blake in my office. Naturally they were called A A Ron and Blockay.

 

[Gatordiddy]

We used to have an Aaron and a Blake in my office. Naturally they were called A A Ron and Blockay.

 

[Gator by the Sea]

I’ve been a middle school (PE) teacher for 24 years… I’ve seen and heard all the stupid names. You guys missed:

Jensen
Holden
Kaydin
Austin
Rocker

And, as if the names aren’t bad enough, the spellings are even worse. There’s:

Austin, Austyn, Auston, and Austen
Kaydin, Kayden, Keyden, and keydan

I’m sure I could go on… but its late and it’s the weekend and I don’t won’t to think about this anymore.

 

[Nalt]

Snap Poll: CD’s real name is—

A. Harriette

B. Merlot

C. Agnes

D. Shenandoah

E. Nefertiti

F. Maverick

G. Barbie

H. Rainbow

I. Cheyenne

J. Karen

K. Artemis

L. Beyoncé

M. Mike



Alex.

She actually TOLD what her name is.

"My mom named me something funky and I’ve hated it all my life. To go back in time I’d tell my younger self to change my name. It’s always misspelled and mispronounced. I feel so bad for these kids."

Tone Loc even had a song titled after her.

Funky Cold Medina

Now I understand why she hates her name too...

 

[CDGator]

She actually TOLD what her name is.

"My mom named me something funky and I’ve hated it all my life. To go back in time I’d tell my younger self to change my name. It’s always misspelled and mispronounced. I feel so bad for these kids."

Tone Loc even had a song titled after her.

Funky Cold Medina

Now I understand why she hates her name too...

Nalt even named one of his daughters after me. He spelled it wrong too.

 

[Nalt]

Nalt even named one of his daughters after me. He spelled it wrong too.

Neither myself nor Mrs. Nalt spelled her name wrong. That was the name that her biological parents gave to her. We just didn't change it.

 

[AlexDaGator]

Neither myself nor Mrs. Nalt spelled her name wrong. That was the name that her biological parents gave to her. We just didn't change it.

Hmmmnnn.....


OK, Imma go with either Rashida or Ilhan.

Alex.

 

[Bernardo de la Paz]

 

[AlexDaGator]

Update:

I now know a THIRD Maverick. Little tyke in my daughter's gymnastics class.

Three Mavericks. I know Three Mavericks.





But only ONE Errict.


Alex.