FSU hires Cornrow Norvell from bottom feeder Memphis

[GatorJ]

He’s been close to cracking for months now. Some of us have noticed and tried to get him the help he needs. Slevin’s foot stomping was the last straw.

Lies. You haven’t reached out one time.

All the signs are there.

 

[bayou gator]

Lots of great stuff in this thread, but real knowledge was gained when Donk introduced the term "flannelsexual". I instantly adopted it into my lexicon, and will probably be dropping it on some ignorant soul at some point later today.

 

[Jack o' Diamonds]

I try to be irritating but I don’t want these guys to lose their sanity.

You've succeeded admirably...

 

[soflagator]

Lies. You haven’t reached out one time.

All the signs are there.

Technically no. Your voicemail said it was full. I just assumed others had beaten me to the punch. And the post office said it couldn’t accept just the letter J as a recipient, so I have three of those cat inspired hang in there cards just sitting in a drawer.

This is going to haunt me.

 

[Gatordiddy]

Technically no. Your voicemail said it was full. I just assumed others had beaten me to the punch. And the post office said it couldn’t accept just the letter J as a recipient, so I have three of those cat inspired hang in there cards just sitting in a drawer.

This is going to haunt me.

I have some tampon based inspiration standing by in case you get that address

 

[Captain Sasquatch]

Put me on ignore you twat. You melt down every time I make a joke on here. Seems that everyone else gets that I try to mess with ox but you. You’re a monumental bytch every time I say a word on here and you clearly don’t like me.

Again, put me on ignore and be gone

 

[alcoholica]

from a long-term perspective, Haggins wouldn't hurt the program nearly as much as a Kiffin or one of these other 3rd tier coaches. To get someone like a Norvell they'll have to put up a huge buyout in the contract.

 

[Durty South Swamp]

Jesus Christ. Who gives a shyt. Your entire life hangs on to whatever presumed cred you have regarding your internet alter ego.

You’re the biggest damn baby.

 

[soflagator]

from a long-term perspective, Haggins wouldn't hurt the program nearly as much as a Kiffin or one of these other 3rd tier coaches. To get someone like a Norvell they'll have to put up a huge buyout in the contract.

Plus it would get him out of that shelter. Kind of a feel good hire.

 

[SGG]

Lots of great stuff in this thread, but real knowledge was gained when Donk introduced the term "flannelsexual". I instantly adopted it into my lexicon, and will probably be dropping it on some ignorant soul at some point later today.

This is what they look like in the wild

 

[Theologator]

If you think about it...nearly every thread is about the same thing. It really could work.

You mean Butters sucks?

 

[Theologator]

his twat was irritated over that.

https://www.groupon.com/deals/candices-aesthetics-1

 

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from a long-term perspective, Haggins wouldn't hurt the program nearly as much as a Kiffin or one of these other 3rd tier coaches. To get someone like a Norvell they'll have to put up a huge buyout in the contract.

It likely comes down to these two with Haggins needing a huge effort against Florida to win over boosters, who are likely swaying toward Norvell. I’d put the odds on Norvell being the hire.

 

[Slevin]

I’ve hit a new level of restraint today by not changing this thread title

 

[URGatorBait]

I’ve hit a new level of restraint today by not changing this thread title

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[CapitalGator02]

Might be time to let capitalgator go

It's been a good run

 

[soflagator]

It's been a good run

Again with the trannies?

 

[Slevin]

It's been a good run

Is that toilet paper

 

[CapitalGator02]

Again with the trannies?

A hole is a hole

-MattM

 

[SeabeeGator]

Again with the trannies?

@CapitalGator02 is broken. He needs help.