***OFFICIAL GAME THREAD: UF vs Miami***

What will happen against Miami?

  • Pass for 300 yards

    Votes: 32 25.4%
  • Rush for 300 yards

    Votes: 17 13.5%
  • Both

    Votes: 17 13.5%
  • Neither

    Votes: 60 47.6%

  • Total voters
    126
  • Poll closed .

Nomadigator

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We shall bear witness to The Perfect O Storm.

A Decade-In-The-Making Moment DM has been patiently salivating over since he watched tape of the 2008 Sooners in prep for the NCG.

He has command of a superbly conditioned, neck deep stable of veteran thoroughbreds across the board, an unbounded playbook run by a seasoned QB against an in state rival not-ready for Prime Time with the entire nation's attention at hand.

We are in for an exponential leap in the Gator Standard.

A Gridiron Track Meet of the Highest Order shall we see.

Rejoice!

And don't blink.
 

jaywalker72

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Here is Rinse and Repeat Robbie....

I don’t know how anyone who has been a Gator fan more than 2 years can take any of Andreu’s recycled articles seriously. “And yet” we have a 2 page thread on his rinse and repeat article about team comraderie, commitment and how this coach is so much more real and true to his word about character than every other coach we now don’t like.

The faster tempo articles are the “best shape of his life” posts for offenses - we get these all the time in football and basketball and it usually reverts back to the usual pace after about five seconds of regular season action.
 

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Let me put this here....

I'm in Orlando right now for a work conference. This is my third year in a row attending this conference that my office hosts. It's always this week and ends w/ a big, military formal banquet on Saturday night....which is this coming Saturday night. I HAVE to attend, the Vice Commandant will be there as the guest speaker....and it starts at - you guessed it - 7pm. I asked my boss if he minds if I skipped the banquet and he looked at me like I was a full retard. There's a bar at the hotel, and I may be able to get direct tv on my phone.I'll probably "go to the bathroom" several times during the banquet...but I doubt I get to see much of the game. It's really hard to explain how pissed off I am about this whole situation....

FML
It’s not like he’s THE Commandant...
 

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The faster tempo articles are the “best shape of his life” posts for offenses - we get these all the time in football and basketball and it usually reverts back to the usual pace after about five seconds of regular season action.
Who all remembers our “Banzai offense” in 2009??
 
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“Getting worried”? Dude, for months you’ve been worried at the level of a horror movie bimbo cowering in the tent and tripping all over the woods after any story regarding this game. We get it. You are worried. Or, you have a secret threesome love affair with Manny and Enos (or at least Enos’s tight end - though I’m not sure how we account for that).


:lol: It just seems everyone thinks this game will be a joke and a laughingly easy win. It could be I guess with their O line situation and end up like the Tenn game last season but I think its more likely we end up with a challenging game.
 

Renard904

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:lol: It just seems everyone thinks this game will be a joke and a laughingly easy win. It could be I guess with their O line situation and end up like the Tenn game last season but I think its more likely we end up with a challenging game.
It's always rainbows in the off-season. Every school puts out fluff about how the team will be better. We're literally living through it now. Every spring and summer for the last decade there has been an attempt to convince us that the team will be better. Some bought it. Some didn't. With Mullen, we actually have legitimate cause for optimism. It's scary that you think Diaz might be successful there when we just lived through Muschamp and Mac. That's not how this coaching thing works. I think you're just nervous of the brand. But we're not playing Miami of old. I'm sure a lot of fan bases felt that way about us. Even though we knew we were trash, they would see all the talent and think "This team may beat us if we don't play our best." But that was so far from reality. This Miami team is, at best, a middle of the road ACC team. We'll probably beat them pretty badly.
 

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Great, the defense has taken a lot of hits this off season. We better be able to score some points this year.
 

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The sad part is that we'll never see this Canes fan again after Saturday night.
 

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Let me put this here....

I'm in Orlando right now for a work conference. This is my third year in a row attending this conference that my office hosts. It's always this week and ends w/ a big, military formal banquet on Saturday night....which is this coming Saturday night. I HAVE to attend, the Vice Commandant will be there as the guest speaker....and it starts at - you guessed it - 7pm. I asked my boss if he minds if I skipped the banquet and he looked at me like I was a full retard. There's a bar at the hotel, and I may be able to get direct tv on my phone.I'll probably "go to the bathroom" several times during the banquet...but I doubt I get to see much of the game. It's really hard to explain how pissed off I am about this whole situation....

FML
If you have DirecTV you should absolutely be able to see it live on your phone.
 

Gator By Marriage

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This is stupid. If he sends them his phone then any updates sent to it will go to their own pocket while BMF is knob gobbling the commandant's pecker without his phone to record it.
Vice Co
Because we won't get to laugh at him after the fact. At least with "Bombz over Gainesville", CaneThing still showed up.
Maybe he'll come back before the 2024 game......
 

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