#1 Michigan vs #2 Washington: The Old Penix Is Still Going To Town

[Alumni Guy]

Penix has once again risen to satisfy those who were lucky to take in his impressive performance this
Week one. He was going deep on the Broncos all night long and was able to penetrate their end zone 5 times.

I thought Penix had scored for the last time last session. Instead, he’s going to rally one more time to take care of business to satisfy those intimate friends who helped erect his college career.

If Penix keeps it up, he may thrust himself into a better position in life after graduation.

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[SGG]

The most impressive part of Penix’s performance was late in the game. Even though he’d scored multiple times, and given his all, he still managed one more drive to extend his lead on the competition.

 

[Durty South Swamp]

From the highlights it seemed penix drove deep over and over again, continuously penetrating the opponents end zone. While the opponent would thrust back, he would volley in kind repetitively until a blowout occured and all fans left extremely satisfied.

 

[5-Star Finger]

Did someone say Penix?

 

[deuce]

Viagra does amazing things!

 

[aka]

Yep, he rose to the occasion.

 

[gator1946]

We had a president of our fortune 50 company. Those of us who were lucky enough to be V.P.s kept our mouths shut. His last name was Hiscock. He was actually a great guy. Did a lot to help me.

 

[Spurffelbow833]

He really did burst on the scene, but he may have shot his wad too soon.

 

[Spurffelbow833]

If there's a hole, he'll find it.

 

[Spurffelbow833]

He spoke at length in the post-game press conference.

I'm done, I promise.

 

[Altitude Gator]

We had a president of our fortune 50 company. Those of us who were lucky enough to be V.P.s kept our mouths shut. His last name was Hiscock. He was actually a great guy. Did a lot to help me.

What did he use to help you?

 

[gator1946]

Truth is they and he wanted to make me a big deal. My wife wouldn't go. I've told this before but its worth telling again. After showing her around a town where we could live very well. I asked her how she liked it. Immediately she looked at me and said, and I quote exactly.

This will be a wonderful town for your wife whoever she may be at the time. At that moment I became an entrepreneur.

They needed something that I could pull off. After the president knew I was not going to stay he supported me in my new company. He had an incredible amount of faith in me to go that far.

 

[Alumni Guy]

Once again, Penix has risen to the occasion and satisfied his friends. His stamina and determination to finish the job late into the night. (seriously late: by 11:30 eastern, it was still in the 3rd quarter )

Due to his strong performance, Penix will have one final go to deliver ultimate satisfacuon

On a side note, has anyone noticed his name is kinda phallic?

 

[Back Alley Gator]

Once again, Penix has risen to the occasion and satisfied his friends. His stamina and determination to finish the job late into the night. (seriously late: by 11:30 eastern, it was still in the 3rd quarter )

Due to his strong performance, Penix will have one final go to deliver ultimate satisfacuon

On a side note, has anyone noticed his name is kinda phallic?

Very true. Time after time, Penix thrust himself into the gap, determined to finish strong.

I'm concerned that we haven't gotten a Penix post from @5-Star Finger. Wellness check?

 

[MidwestChomp]

Should have just played MI vs Washington to begin with and dropped the semi final games. It'll be interesting to see if Penix can penetrate the iron clad chastity belt that is MI defense.

 

[Zodiac]

In the end, Penix found Cockburn deep and that was all she wrote.

 

[TN G8tr]

It was a long hard one but he was able to pull it out and gain a victory.

 

[cover2]

We had a president of our fortune 50 company. Those of us who were lucky enough to be V.P.s kept our mouths shut. His last name was Hiscock. He was actually a great guy. Did a lot to help me.

Awesome. Good that you were able to have such a great experience with Hiscock.



Sorry, couldn’t resist

 

[Gator By Marriage]

Interesting fact about Penix. He was a 4 star QB from Tampa and we did not even make him an offer. Our brilliant staff at the time preferred Emory Jones.

 

[Durty South Swamp]

Interesting fact about Penix. He was a 4 star QB from Tampa and we did not even make him an offer. Our brilliant staff at the time preferred Emory Jones.

emory was a willing runner...