And the white boy wins! Fastest 100m dash in high school history

rogdochar

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Having a big dick and being a big dick are separate distink mulestones only one GatChatter has astained. I think the law is clear on that.
 

AlexDaGator

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Got my Christmas lights up. I'd complain about how much work it is but I pay peasants like you broke-ass losers to do it for me.

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Alex.
 

Swamp Donkey

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Got my Christmas lights up. I'd complain about how much work it is but I pay peasants like you broke-ass losers to do it for me.

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Alex, can I be your pool boy?

Mrs. Alex says I passed the job interview and skills test, but the hiring and money is up to you.
 

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Alex, can I be your pool boy?

Mrs. Alex says I passed the job interview and skills test, but the hiring and money is up to you.

Don't lie to us Donk, we know Mrs DaGator runs the house.. if she says it's a go, Alex says "Yes, Ma'am"
 

AlexDaGator

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Alex, can I be your pool boy?

Mrs. Alex says I passed the job interview and skills test, but the hiring and money is up to you.

You're hired. The standard pay for pool boys at the summer home is $2.3M per year, but you're expected to pitch in and help take the decorations down. Oh, and you're responsible for washing the smaller jet. I like plenty of armor all so the landing gear shines when we land.



Sucker.

You should have asked for a gardener or chef position. They make three times as much as the pool boys and they don't have to scrub love bugs off the little jet.





Alex.
 

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"white boy wins"

Gern says........ :racist:
 
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