Chris Steele transfers to USC(!), now has "everything he ever wanted"

deuce

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t-gator smokin the good stuff tonight......:what:
 

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Have we not been the most dysfunctional program in the country for the last decade? How many scandals have we had?

Our star tight end apparently was a serial killer. And likely shot somebody in the face while at UF. Hanged himself in prison

Losing to ga southern . Most embarrassing loss ever .

We had a coach taking selfies while mounting a shark.

We had a player manage to get arrested for barking at a dog.

We had a player shcit his pants.

We managed have the only player in history to get popped for steroids. Who happened to the only qb with a pulse that we've had since tebow.

Half the team got arrested for credit card fraud.

The best play maker we've had since percy got popped for weed like 10 times.

Our starting qb ( treon) got popped for weed like 10 times.

We had a head coach fake death threats to out of his job. While publicly lobbying for the Nebraska job.

Now this with chris Steele
Well, when you put it that way....
 

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Have we not been the most dysfunctional program in the country for the last decade? How many scandals have we had?

Our star tight end apparently was a serial killer. And likely shot somebody in the face while at UF. Hanged himself in prison

Losing to ga southern . Most embarrassing loss ever .

We had a coach taking selfies while mounting a shark.

We had a player manage to get arrested for barking at a dog.

We had a player shcit his pants.

We managed have the only player in history to get popped for steroids. Who happened to the only qb with a pulse that we've had since tebow.

Half the team got arrested for credit card fraud.

The best play maker we've had since percy got popped for weed like 10 times.

Our starting qb ( treon) got popped for weed like 10 times.

We had a head coach fake death threats to out of his job. While publicly lobbying for the Nebraska job.

Now this with chris Steele

And several more. I'm sure I left out some good ones.


Are the Russians effing with us?
I laughed. This is your best post in years. You actually put some work into this one.

And yes, you missed some. How about the 2 players blocking each other?
 

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That was Haunted, if memory serves me, not you.

Credit to him, btw. He was chastised that day for even mentioning what he'd heard, humbly apologized after JJ was inserted into the game, and to my knowledge hasn't made an appearance here to gloat about being right all along.
Thank you man, it was me.
 

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Have we not been the most dysfunctional program in the country for the last decade? How many scandals have we had?

Our star tight end apparently was a serial killer. And likely shot somebody in the face while at UF. Hanged himself in prison

Losing to ga southern . Most embarrassing loss ever .

We had a coach taking selfies while mounting a shark.

We had a player manage to get arrested for barking at a dog.

We had a player shcit his pants.

We managed have the only player in history to get popped for steroids. Who happened to the only qb with a pulse that we've had since tebow.

Half the team got arrested for credit card fraud.

The best play maker we've had since percy got popped for weed like 10 times.

Our starting qb ( treon) got popped for weed like 10 times.

We had a head coach fake death threats to out of his job. While publicly lobbying for the Nebraska job.

Now this with chris Steele

And several more. I'm sure I left out some good ones.


Are the Russians effing with us?


:lmao:


#Truth
 

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Have we not been the most dysfunctional program in the country for the last decade? How many scandals have we had?

Our star tight end apparently was a serial killer. And likely shot somebody in the face while at UF. Hanged himself in prison

Losing to ga southern . Most embarrassing loss ever .

We had a coach taking selfies while mounting a shark.

We had a player manage to get arrested for barking at a dog.

We had a player shcit his pants.

We managed have the only player in history to get popped for steroids. Who happened to the only qb with a pulse that we've had since tebow.

Half the team got arrested for credit card fraud.

The best play maker we've had since percy got popped for weed like 10 times.

Our starting qb ( treon) got popped for weed like 10 times.

We had a head coach fake death threats to out of his job. While publicly lobbying for the Nebraska job.

Now this with chris Steele

And several more. I'm sure I left out some good ones.


Are the Russians effing with us?

We are just entitled and spoiled fans though :lol:
 

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Have we not been the most dysfunctional program in the country for the last decade? How many scandals have we had?

Our star tight end apparently was a serial killer. And likely shot somebody in the face while at UF. Hanged himself in prison

Losing to ga southern . Most embarrassing loss ever .

We had a coach taking selfies while mounting a shark.

We had a player manage to get arrested for barking at a dog.

We had a player shcit his pants.

We managed have the only player in history to get popped for steroids. Who happened to the only qb with a pulse that we've had since tebow.

Half the team got arrested for credit card fraud.

The best play maker we've had since percy got popped for weed like 10 times.

Our starting qb ( treon) got popped for weed like 10 times.

We had a head coach fake death threats to out of his job. While publicly lobbying for the Nebraska job.

Now this with chris Steele

And several more. I'm sure I left out some good ones.


Are the Russians effing with us?
My boy!!!!
 

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Have we not been the most dysfunctional program in the country for the last decade? How many scandals have we had?

Our star tight end apparently was a serial killer. And likely shot somebody in the face while at UF. Hanged himself in prison

Losing to ga southern . Most embarrassing loss ever .

We had a coach taking selfies while mounting a shark.

We had a player manage to get arrested for barking at a dog.

We had a player shcit his pants.

We managed have the only player in history to get popped for steroids. Who happened to the only qb with a pulse that we've had since tebow.

Half the team got arrested for credit card fraud.

The best play maker we've had since percy got popped for weed like 10 times.

Our starting qb ( treon) got popped for weed like 10 times.

We had a head coach fake death threats to out of his job. While publicly lobbying for the Nebraska job.

Now this with chris Steele

And several more. I'm sure I left out some good ones.


Are the Russians effing with us?

Dont forget our boys rallying together with frying pans, for retribution. That was a good day!
 

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Have we not been the most dysfunctional program in the country for the last decade? How many scandals have we had?

Our star tight end apparently was a serial killer. And likely shot somebody in the face while at UF. Hanged himself in prison

Losing to ga southern . Most embarrassing loss ever .

We had a coach taking selfies while mounting a shark.

We had a player manage to get arrested for barking at a dog.

We had a player shcit his pants.

We managed have the only player in history to get popped for steroids. Who happened to the only qb with a pulse that we've had since tebow.

Half the team got arrested for credit card fraud.

The best play maker we've had since percy got popped for weed like 10 times.

Our starting qb ( treon) got popped for weed like 10 times.

We had a head coach fake death threats to out of his job. While publicly lobbying for the Nebraska job.

Now this with chris Steele

And several more. I'm sure I left out some good ones.


Are the Russians effing with us?

Urban's retire, unretire, retire, and then coach somewhere else is really when it all started. But I think the multiple 100+ ranked offenses, crappy facilities, and losing our winning streaks to Vandy, UK, and Tenn are worthy additions to your list.
 

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Have we not been the most dysfunctional program in the country for the last decade? How many scandals have we had?

Our star tight end apparently was a serial killer. And likely shot somebody in the face while at UF. Hanged himself in prison

Losing to ga southern . Most embarrassing loss ever .

We had a coach taking selfies while mounting a shark.

We had a player manage to get arrested for barking at a dog.

We had a player shcit his pants.

We managed have the only player in history to get popped for steroids. Who happened to the only qb with a pulse that we've had since tebow.

Half the team got arrested for credit card fraud.

The best play maker we've had since percy got popped for weed like 10 times.

Our starting qb ( treon) got popped for weed like 10 times.

We had a head coach fake death threats to out of his job. While publicly lobbying for the Nebraska job.

Now this with chris Steele

And several more. I'm sure I left out some good ones.


Are the Russians effing with us?
Forgot about Cunningham's assault with a deadly sammich and Dunlap sleeping at the wheel.
 

GatorScott

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Mullen's been trying to troll a couple times now. I wish we'd just beat em on the field.
You're right...let's beat them on the field and then talk smack to them b/c in reality Mullen hasn't done **** against UGLY while he was with Miss. St. or here at UF last year. Spurrier was the smack talker king, but at least he beat the brakes off UGLY, UT AND FSU consistently.

I hate UGLY with a passion, but they're a better program than us right now and smack talk won't pass them by...BEATING THEM in JAX is the only thing that will get us back ahead of them...hence why this coming season is crucial for our program in taking the next step back to prominence.
 

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Im all for Mullen smack talking Kirby Smart. Kirby has shown to be the type of person who in big moments is lost. My Dad used to tell me on the golf course that even though I was becoming a better golfer than him he could always beat me with a few well chosen words. And it was true. If Mullen doesn't start beating UGA in the next few years he won't be here anyways so whether or not he smacks him before or after is irrelevant. Mullen is just setting up space in Kirby's head. I am fine with it. It is Florida tradition.
 

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Have we not been the most dysfunctional program in the country for the last decade? How many scandals have we had?

Our star tight end apparently was a serial killer. And likely shot somebody in the face while at UF. Hanged himself in prison

Losing to ga southern . Most embarrassing loss ever .

We had a coach taking selfies while mounting a shark.

We had a player manage to get arrested for barking at a dog.

We had a player shcit his pants.

We managed have the only player in history to get popped for steroids. Who happened to the only qb with a pulse that we've had since tebow.

Half the team got arrested for credit card fraud.

The best play maker we've had since percy got popped for weed like 10 times.

Our starting qb ( treon) got popped for weed like 10 times.

We had a head coach fake death threats to out of his job. While publicly lobbying for the Nebraska job.

Now this with chris Steele

And several more. I'm sure I left out some good ones.


Are the Russians effing with us?
And yet, we've managed to win a couple SEC titles and Nattys through all of it while UGAy has done what?

Also, some of those didn't happen but you're on a roll.
 

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And yet, we've managed to win a couple SEC titles and Nattys through all of it while UGAy has done what?

Also, some of those didn't happen but you're on a roll.
we won no sec or national titles when all of what he listed occured, with the exception of his mention that AH "may" have shot someone while at UF. Everything else listed occurred under chump, butters, and now mullen.

But you're on a roll, so don't stop.
 

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we won no sec or national titles when all of what he listed occured, with the exception of his mention that AH "may" have shot someone while at UF. Everything else listed occurred under chump, butters, and now mullen.

But you're on a roll, so don't stop.

Yep, he's been whistling past the graveyard for quite a while....
 

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