Ray Finkle;n146075 said:
Definitely the stupidest Gator ever, may be the stupidest ever to lace up the cleats. Also goes into the stupid criminal hall of fame. The notion that you can somehow paint a laptop black and put your name on it with White Out to "throw the sent off" the authorities is laugh out loud funny. Hey, what the hell, it worked when you stole that Huffy bicycle when you were 12. Maybe if you throw it out the window when you're caught no one will know you stole it.
I like when he stole a guy's term paper, scribbled out the name on it, and put his. Criminal master mind. Like the guy isn't going to notice that he got a zero and the professor isn't going to notice the name was scribbled out. Once caught, though, hey let's get ourselves out of this mess by buying a term paper on the internet and turning that phony one in instead. That'll fix it, cause professors, you know, have no idea these things exist. Then there was the traffic tickets. Twenty-three in year-and-a-half. I couldn't achieve that feat if I made it my full time job. Definitely the dumbest, and he wins second and third dumbest just for good measure.