Gator Dumbassery HOF

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NavetG8r;n146332 said:
Didn't we have a former Gator get caught in connection to child porn within the past year or two? Can't seem to dig up the name in my memory but he was in broadcasting at the time I think? Sorry, just not motivated enough to google it this morning...
Currently doing 12 years behind bars in a federal pen. All 5'7 168lbs. of him. Likely being passed around for cigarettes and jail house hooch at this point. Not sure if he ever actually went to school at Florida. I hope not. He's not looking so good in this photo. I never liked the guy:
 

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Didn't read all 5 pages, but is this limited to off-the-field assclownmanship or do on-field antics count as well? If so, I hereby nominated John Brantley for catching his own pass 8 yards behind the LOS.
 

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Zambo;n146474 said:
Didn't read all 5 pages, but is this limited to off-the-field assclownmanship or do on-field antics count as well? If so, I hereby nominated John Brantley for catching his own pass 8 yards behind the LOS.

Classic!
 

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Law98gator;n146276 said:
Fred Taylor for the stolen books and stolen credit cards.

Seem to remember Pizza involved along with Reidel Anthony, Teko Brown?, and Jamie Richardson?. Can't remember exactly, but someone looked it up a few weeks back.
 

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As others have mentioned, first ballots would have to go to Hornsby, Dupay, Will Hill, and Darren Hambrick. Not sure of the necessary time removed from UF to be considered, but Willis has done everything that could expected of a candidate. He really is deserving.

Have always been a big fan of this.

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PastyStoole;n146413 said:
Currently doing 12 years behind bars in a federal pen. All 5'7 168lbs. of him. Likely being passed around for cigarettes and jail house hooch at this point. Not sure if he ever actually went to school at Florida. I hope not. He's not looking so good in this photo. I never liked the guy:

Ah ok, thanks! For some reason I thought he was an ex-player. Guess not. Carry on!
 

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Morrison getting in trouble for barking at a police dog was pretty stupid.

"Brah, don't you know who I am?", before fighting the bouncer deserves a mention.
 

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PastyStoole;n146413 said:
Currently doing 12 years behind bars in a federal pen. All 5'7 168lbs. of him. Likely being passed around for cigarettes and jail house hooch at this point. Not sure if he ever actually went to school at Florida. I hope not. He's not looking so good in this photo. I never liked the guy:

I never liked that slime ball. I can still hear his weasley voice.
 

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Its not even close on this one. Considering over the years thousands have played for UF and a small minority fckd up as you say. Then I read this forum of
of which maybe 30-40 that post often i see no contest. More from here qualify for the GDHOF as a % than real gator athletes. Hell, just once again pointing out how "gators" are dumaassses on a gator board is just dumasssss. . This is what i would expect to see on a mustard and ketchup site or doggy forum. Maybe this is one and I have crossed over into the "twilight zone"

But Darren Hambrick cutting his team mate at a dinner before the Sugar Bowl was not good. Then he had the most amazing return against UGA at Fla field I have ever seen.
 

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Is it too late to nominate this guy, KC? ^^^
 

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I humbly accept, you dumazzzz. That is a great word, dont you think? When I saw that show where the bald guy kept calling his son that I realized they had made a show about my dad, so you see where I have no problem with the invective. Unless it is used to TRASH my favorite team and players.............
 

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stephenPE;n147457 said:
I humbly accept, you dumazzzz. That is a great word, dont you think? When I saw that show where the bald guy kept calling his son that I realized they had made a show about my dad, so you see where I have no problem with the invective. Unless it is used to TRASH my favorite team and players.............

Good lord. Lighten up before you have an effing stroke. Didn't realize you were the Swiss Guard for the Florida Gators.
 

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KC the problem is I am laughing the whole tme my fingers are hitting the keys.......This is more fun than many of my daily chores. Your thread isnt that bad. I actually agreed with your ROH comment about UM. But you know I will speak up when the vitriol gets bad with our fellas in orange and blue. If I had started this thread it would have been about "who in gator lore had the greatest play" or something like that.
 

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Its not even close on this one. Considering over the years thousands have played for UF and a small minority fckd up as you say. Then I read this forum of
of which maybe 30-40 that post often i see no contest. More from here qualify for the GDHOF as a % than real gator athletes. Hell, just once again pointing out how "gators" are dumaassses on a gator board is just dumasssss. . This is what i would expect to see on a mustard and ketchup site or doggy forum. Maybe this is one and I have crossed over into the "twilight zone" But Darren Hambrick cutting his team mate at a dinner before the Sugar Bowl was not good. Then he had the most amazing return against UGA at Fla field I have ever seen.
What the **** are you blabbering about?
 

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What the **** are you blabbering about?
Dumazzzes. Or to be even clearer. There are FAR more dumazzzes posting here (as a percentage) than there are dumazze gator athletes. So what we have are dumazzes posting about dumazzes. Sounds sort of dumasssss to me.
 

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.........:popcorn: .........
 

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Well, leave it to our resident Buzz Killington to kill the thread.
 

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