Guys this is all my fault...
It's a long story and I don't have time for all the details and many of them you guys might not want to know about anyways....like all the times Donks mom was late with the rent or how I used to have to take a belt to his ass like the bast@rd, illegitimate child that he was and still is to this day...
Anyways here goes. Yes, his mother rents a trailer from me on one of my properties and was frequently late with the rent, so I did what a landlord must do from time to time
... Since she was late with the rent almost every month she did a shockingly good job of concealing the pregnancy and told me she was just putting on weight over the next 9 months...
Well it wasn't long after that I noticed a snot nosed little kid around the trailer when I would come to collect the rent. His mom told me that it was just a nephew that she was baby sitting from time to time so I never thought much about it for several years. Then one day after I was done collecting rent(if you know what I mean
) the little bast@rd came through the door of the double wide as I was pulling up my britches and yelled " Daddy, Daddy, mom said you were going to the Gator game, can I go too" to which I replied "hell no you little jackass and I'm not your Daddy"....
Well I guess this had a profound effect on little Donk through his adolescent years and his momma would call me frequently to come over and take my belt to his ass when he would get out of line(and of course collect the rent from her
)
It wasn't until 2014 that she informed me(while I was collecting the rent
) of the truth about little bast@rd child Donk being my son and his obsession with ruining the lives of every CFB fans message board experience due to the incident when he was younger.
It took some time and effort sorting through almost 400 million of his message board post(this is how I found out about him being a Mac fan and even coining a Big Mac emoji, He just adored the Butters hire) but I finally tracked him down here.
These last 7 years have not been easy on me seeing the damage that he turns out on a daily basis with nearly every BS filled post, condescending attitude, and drunken Jackassery are not what any father wants to see from their son even if he was an unwanted bast@rd child....
I somehow feel responsible for this but hope you people who've had to endure his bad grammar, drunken outburst, insults and yes even him arguing with one of his aliases when no one else was around can find it in your hearts to forgive me.