Liquid Ass

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  1. oxrageous

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    • crosscreekcooter

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      :lol2: Every time you push the sprayer you summon the ass genie.
       
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        Heh. I'll poop in a bottle and send it to you for half that price...
         
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        That was awesome!
         
      • Durty South Swamp

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        i just ordered some, cant wait!
         
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        OMG the first review!

        "This stuff litterally smells like ass. Bad Ass. Horrible Ass. You need to go to the doctor Ass. Tried it out last night on my boyfriend. Here is a summary of my night:
        5pm: Boyfriend on laptop in livingroom. He had been there for hours, so I decided it was time for him to get up.
        5:05pm: Sprayed Liquid Ass three times on a sweater in the other room, then nonchalantly dropped it in the livingroom, about ten feet away from the boyfriend,
        5:06pm: Boyfriend asks if I forgot to turn the bathroom fan on.
        5:08pm: Boyfriend comments on how stinky the cats poop is.
        5:15pm: Boyfriend, with his shirt covering his nose, scoops all three cat boxes in hopes of eliminating the wretched stench.
        5:45pm: Boyfriend goes on a mad hunt, insisting that the cats must have crapped somewhere in the house. By this time, the smell has engulfed the appartment (a small two bedroom.) He picks up every piece of laundry on the floor, throws the bathroom mats in the washing machine and finds a face mask and gloves to put on. (I am a nurse and keep some supplies at home.)
        6:25pm: Boyfriend becomes convinced the cats must have stepped in poo and tracked it all over the house. After smelling all four of the cats, he decides the cats must have cleaned themselves by now, At this point, after seeing all of the good this spray had done, I sprayed it thrice more; once in each bedroom and once in the livingroom.
        6:30pm: Boyfriend sweeps and mops all of the tiled floors, sprinkles baking soda over the carpet and vacuums the entire place. Durring this time, I make sure my bottle is hidden really well. I can't afford to get caught on this one.
        7:30pm: Boyfriend becomes convinced there must be spoiled food somewhere. He takes out the trash and loads the dishwasher.
        11pm: While finishing up the laundry, Boyfriend discovered the sweater. He decides the cat must have wiped his paws on it and says we need to make an appointment with the vet because the smell is concerning.

        I will be using this spray about once a month for the rest of my life. Thank you, Liquid Ass. Thank you."
         
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          My boss waited until I was leaving work and sprayed this stuff all over the stairwell in the parking garage...including the handrail and the door knob to the second floor. I work downtown so figured a bum had taken a crap in the stairwell. Stopped a few times to check my shoes etc only to open the door to see him laughing his ass off. Lovely ride home.
           
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            Google Amazon sugar free gummy bears! That's a laugh


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            • Swamp Donkey

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              Sometimes I think Ox is 10 years old.
               
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              • oxrageous

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                I see you are obliterating everyone else in the number of posts again this month. I'm assuming you must occasionally work.
                 
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                The game is rigged :shakehead:
                 
              • Swamp Donkey

                Swamp Donkey Bring Back Mohammed and Assquish
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                Well, the chatterbox has picked off the main competitors.

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                I guess one of my fraternity brothers was way ahead of his time. In what falls into the "what bored 19 years olds do for laughs" category, he would sometimes poop on a piece of foil and then hide it under the couch in someone's room at the fraternity house and watch the hilarity ensue.

                Yeah, he was one of the grossest guys I've ever met.....and that's saying something.
                 
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                  I'm buying this.
                   
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                  I laughed my ass off reading this!
                   
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                  • ThreatMatrix

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                    The imagination runs wild at what you were searching for when you found that.
                     
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                      Used it … had to pissinfect the hole place.
                       
                      • Durty South Swamp

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                        Ok so I ordered it and it came in yesterday. Holy lord it smells FOUL!!! I mean it's horrible.


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