Mac and Company on the Trail

[Gator Fever]

Time for Mac to pull some magic and a top 10 class.

 

[MidwestChomp]

Who wants sloppy 18493959293ths though?

Huh? What do you plan on doing with Labryan Ray?

 

[MidwestChomp]

#labryanrayjay26

 

[MidwestChomp]

You could pick up the average $40 meth whore off the Motel 6 parming lot and likely have a better chance at leaving without an STD.

I dont understand these kids. Youre a young stud football recruit on campus and undoubtedly being shown a good time. Lets say someone is going to let you drive a car for the night, maybe weekend, maybe or maybe not with an eye toward driving it later as a freshman or even keeping it in the future. There are sweet new sports cars all over the lot, literally everywhere, all new or nearly new and all with super low miles on the odometer.

Why in the world would you take the shiny but raggedy older model that has an astonishing 600,000 miles on the odometer, obvious fiberglass repair to the hood, and running gear of very questionable health?

It's FSU. Likely all have an old 600,000 mile odometer.

 

[gatorgrad'02]

They send that skank after just about all those kids. It's rumored that on the big recruiting weekends that she and some of her co-worker's are brought in on the big recruiting weekends to help Jimbo land these kids.

And if that doesn't work there's always his ex-wife.

 

[alcoholica]

So you can tell your buddies back home that you banged a slightly semi-famous porn star. It's really as simple as that.

She's consistently one of the highest rated pornstars.

 

[williston_gator]

@AndrewSpiveyGC: Jake Allen says he just faxed in his LOI. Daquon Green says he's doing it now. #Gators.

 

[williston_gator]

@ZachAbolverdi: #Gators announce Kemore Gamble, the No. 1-ranked tight end in the state of Florida. http://sec.news/2jUCNxV

 

[GR8 2B]

You could pick up the average $40 meth whore off the Motel 6 parming lot and likely have a better chance at leaving without an STD.

I dont understand these kids. Youre a young stud football recruit on campus and undoubtedly being shown a good time. Lets say someone is going to let you drive a car for the night, maybe weekend, maybe or maybe not with an eye toward driving it later as a freshman or even keeping it in the future. There are sweet new sports cars all over the lot, literally everywhere, all new or nearly new and all with super low miles on the odometer.

Why in the world would you take the shiny but raggedy older model that has an astonishing 600,000 miles on the odometer, obvious fiberglass repair to the hood, and running gear of very questionable health?

And we haven't even gotten around to discussing the aging porn actress vs. all the young college babes . . .

 

[Bait'n Gator]

Lacedrick Brunson, 2-star LB, Miami
Brunson is a sleeper prospect whom UF brought in for an official visit last weekend. Linebacker is one of Florida’s biggest needs for 2017, and the Gators have three LB commitments. However, they would like to sign four players at the position.

Prediction: Florida


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What a disaster. We'll sign 21 players, 4 short of what we needed....and filling it w/ 2-star players. I know, I know....McElwain has an eye for talent and we can add 1 or 2 stars to their ratings. Pfffft!

We better sign that kid just for his first name. You don't let a name like that get away. If only we could get Nat Moore to come back and handle the proper pronunciation for us we'd be set.

 

[Tunaboat]

And we haven't even gotten around to discussing the aging porn actress vs. all the young college babes . . .

Is Nina Hartley banging fsu recruits too?

 

[Swamp Donkey]

And we haven't even gotten around to discussing the aging porn actress vs. all the young college babes . . .

And yet.... I thought I did.

 

[BMF]

This is wishful thinking on your part. Many JUCO come in and are not ready to play at this level. UF has signed several JUCOs over the years that showed up not ready to play. If UF gets Young, I am hoping a bit that UF does then we can hope he is ready to play.

Of course it's "wishful" thinking. I wish McElwain was a better recruiter. I wish Franks turns out to be all-SEC. I wish I win the lotto someday. The fact is, this kid is 2+ years older than a true freshman and has played 2 years of higher than HS football, so yeah, I wish if we sign him he's ready to play. Geez.

 

[GatorInGeorgia]

She's consistently one of the highest rated pornstars.

Guess I need to take an OV there next year...I still have 4 years of eligibility left and I'd make a great O-lineman.

 

[Blacklabgator]

Lots of crystal balls flipping to gators early this AM.

 

[GatorInGeorgia]

Is Nina Hartley banging fsu recruits too?

She was always one of my favs!

 

[Renard904]

Lots of crystal balls flipping to gators early this AM.

Which prospects?

 

[GatorJ]

Rambo to Oklahoma

 

[Blacklabgator]

Which prospects?

Henderson. Edwards. Slaton

 

[GatorJ]