Napier’s first full offseason thread

[gardnerwebbgator]

Coach Billy Napier Needs a Hat.

Spurrier had his visor, Bear Bryant had his houndstooth, Bum Phillips had his Ten Gallon hat, Belichick his hoodie, and Larry his Fedora.

Don't get me wrong, I like Coach Napier, but bare-head Billy invites the Carl jokes and looks like he's been kept behind barbed wire until liberated recently by Patton's 3rd Army.

Self-barbering never looks good when you use the same #3 attachment all over. Curly Lambeau had a shock of hair that befit the moniker; Curly Howard not so much.

And a good brim on that hat will shade your eyes from the glare of stadium lights and the sun...all the better to keep track of the play clock and timeouts.

A good hat can turn a tic-tac-toe player into a chess master, a sideline goober into a football savant with daring and dash; a pigskin man-of-mystery: "What's he thinking over there? What's going on under that iconic hat?"

 

[URGatorBait]

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I don't think he'll be able to break your death grip on that one

 

[gardnerwebbgator]

I don't think he'll be able to break your death grip on that one

 

[URGatorBait]

 

[GatorInKnox]

I hereby motion that this replace the shades for Billy’s bat signal.

 

[Alumni Guy]

Screen shot for the video. From the O&B game, this guy looks like he knows his stuff. But man, he just doesn’t have the look of a winner.

Hope I am very wrong.

 

[gatormandan]

Gotta admit he has good energy. Will that mean winning? Dont know but I hope so.

 

[GatorTruth133]

Gotta admit he has good energy. Will that mean winning? Dont know but I hope so.

I am convinced that energy is why we have been so hot recently with defensive recruiting especially. Also, his gesture that was caught after the game, IYKYK, make me like him. I can’t wait to see what AA does. But better recruiting should mean more winning.

 

[oxrageous]

But man, he just doesn’t have the look of a winner.

Are we selling jeans now? Who GAF about his looks?

 

[Silverback Gator]

Are we selling jeans now? Who GAF about his looks?

He’s no Kirby Shart.

 

[Alumni Guy]

Are we selling jeans now? Who GAF about his looks?

What was your first impression when hee-haw stepped on stage? We all knew he was gonna suck.

It shouldn’t matter, but it does. But, if he read this post: his response reply would be the same as yours:

 

[Durty South Swamp]

i mean its funny and gets you excited in the offseason but if his players dont back it up this fall he's going to look like a complete chode.

 

[oxrageous]

What was your first impression when hee-haw stepped on stage? We all knew he was gonna suck.

It shouldn’t matter, but it does. But, if he read this post: his response reply would be the same as yours:
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Should I post the long list of successful coaches in college football, retired and active, that are uglier than a mud fence?

Quit while you're behind.

 

[aka]

Joe Pa was such a looker.

 

[Alumni Guy]

Should I post the long list of successful coaches in college football, retired and active, that are uglier than a mud fence?

Quit while you're behind.

You’re a behind.

 

[MertzJay26]

Haters. Mertz gonna prove a lot of doubters wrong this year boys!!

 

[oxrageous]

You’re a behind.

 

[jdh5484]

Haters. Mertz gonna prove a lot of doubters wrong this year boys!!

Out of 15.

 

[aka]

Out of 15.

14

 

[oxrageous]

We'll see if Mertz has any pride. Man, I'd have this crap pinned on the wall of my dorm in every room. I'd want to see it while I was brushing my teeth. Listening to everyone, you'd think this guy was literally the worst QB in the nation.

I'd love to see him give all the haters (including a number on this board- "sure am glad to eat crow, guys!") a big sh!tburger to eat.