***OFFICIAL GAME THREAD: Gators vs Vols***

[URGatorBait]

text I got from my normally upbeat semi retarded vol co-worker, Florida's going to beat us by 40.

will we even score 40?

 

[Swamp Donkey]

will we even score 40?

Not likely. Not runing the ball, but this looks to be a very efficient Dan style run run run offense which will gobble clock too.

Im expecting them to score two quick ones while running tempo, which they seem capable of doing for two-three sets only, then do almost nothing. We will start slow and dominate in a come from behind win.

Something like 35-13 would be my guess. 28-14, something like that.

 

[URGatorBait]

Not likely. Not runing the ball, but this looks to be a very efficient Dan style run run run offense which will gobble clock too.

Im expecting them to score two quick ones while running tempo, which they seem capable of doing for two-three sets only, then do almost nothing. We will start slow and dominate in a come from behind win.

Something like 35-13 would be my guess. 28-14, something like that.

Wait, you expect UT to be up 2 scores?

get outta here. With the exception of an outside chance they simply get the ball first and score somehow on the first drive, I doubt they even ever have the lead.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Wait, you expect UT to be up 2 scores?

get outta here. With the exception of an outside chance they simply get the ball first and score somehow on the first drive, I doubt they even ever have the lead.

That isnt what I said, but carry on with your small self.

 

[TheDouglas78]

That isnt what I said but carry on with your small self.

 

[rogdochar]

That isnt what I said, but carry on with your small self.

... carry on with your elf self.?

 

[Spurdog98]

Not likely. Not runing the ball, but this looks to be a very efficient Dan style run run run offense which will gobble clock too.

Im expecting them to score two quick ones while running tempo, which they seem capable of doing for two-three sets only, then do almost nothing. We will start slow and dominate in a come from behind win.

Something like 35-13 would be my guess. 28-14, something like that.

Own it ass muncher. You said up 2 quick ones..that's what you said!!!!! How dare you!

 

[URGatorBait]

That isnt what I said, but carry on with your small self.

I would say it's a little early for you to be plastered drunk, but for you it's probably getting late

You're right though, I guess you didn't say they would score early and we'd have to come from behind to win. That wasn't anywhere in your post

 

[rogdochar]

If the Vols come from behind, it will be from behind the woodshed.

 

[TheDouglas78]

... carry on with your elf self.?

 

[lagator]

He and Kerwin may get into a wrestling match for the last yeast roll

I enjoyed your sister's yeast roll.

 

[Durty South Swamp]

He and Kerwin may get into a wrestling match for the last yeast roll

that would be like two walruses trying to hump a football.

 

[Ancient Reptile]

I will be glad for a win. I will be pleased and my expectations for the season will increase if we win by 2 TDs.

 

[SGG]

I enjoyed your sister's yeast roll.

If I had a sister, you could have her

 

[Spurdog98]

I enjoyed your sister's yeast roll.

2 loaves or one?

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Own it ass muncher.

You get a smile for that.

Assmuncher is certainly an underused word and I do enjoy munching on the right ass.

 

[lagator]

2 loaves or one?

Only one, but it was a turnover.

 

[Spurdog98]

You get a smile for that.

Assmuncher is certainly an underused word and I do enjoy munching on the right ass.

The one without the tomato peeling?

 

[lagator]

You get a smile for that.

Assmuncher is certainly an underused word and I do enjoy munching on the right ass.

You should probably get consent next time.

 

[SGG]

Pierce Mic’d up….so does this mean white helmets again this weekend?