Game Thread ***OFFICIAL GAME THREAD: UF vs Utah***

[oxrageous]

Did we really sell 10,000 tickets to idiot Utes? Please tell me the number is 10% of that.

 

[UteManX]

Just a wild guess:

High of 87, scattered afternoon thundershowers, very humid, cooling off a little as the evening wears on.


Alex.

I like it! Thanks.

 

[soflagator]

COJCOLDS doesn't recognize plural marriage and doesn't allow "strong" beverages which most interpret as a prohibition not just on alcohol but even on caffeine (no bourbon and no sweet tea either).

If you really have plural wives, you don't drink.

If you really drink, you don't have plural wives.

I guess it's possible you're a non-LDS Utah fan (Urban?) or you may be one of our regular rivals trying to troll us.

Either way, this could be fun.

Carry on.

Alex.

PS Lovely family, nice that you were able to get all 7 wives to smile at the same time for the photo.

I don’t want to derail this thread, but this makes no sense to me. If you were going to have multiple wives, it would only make sense that each of them would be smoking hot and irresistible. Being the “mayor” of Hagsville, and all the baggage and needs that would inevitably come along with that role just seems silly. Is it like a badge of honor to have a bunch of 3’s that cook for you? I don’t get it.

Also, I think that one on the middle is actually Josh Dobbs’ mother. Jedediah may want to check the tapes on her.

 

[UteManX]

Did we really sell 10,000 tickets to idiot Utes? Please tell me the number is 10% of that.

We bought all of our allotment and I know many people who bought them through UF and resellers. The rumor here is 10,000-12,000 Utah fans will be there. I believe it. We travel well for a small time program.

 

[aka]

Go to Satchel's.

 

[oxrageous]

We bought all of our allotment and I know many people who bought them through UF and resellers. The rumor here is 10,000-12,000 Utah fans will be there. I believe it. We travel well for a small time program.

Hopefully you guys won't be allowed access when arriving at the stadium. No offense. You can holler from the parking lot for the 5 minutes or so the game is close. UF needs to cut the allotment for visitors by at least 75%.

Even if you're allowed in, you guys aren't going to want to be there for the second half.

 

[soflagator]

We bought all of our allotment and I know many people who bought them through UF and resellers. The rumor here is 10,000-12,000 Utah fans will be there. I believe it. We travel well for a small time program.

Would you be interested in taking some homeless people back with you?

 

[Bernardo de la Paz]

The rumor here is 10,000-12,000 Utah fans will be there. I believe it. We travel well for a small time program.

You might travel well, but isn't 100% a bit optimistic?

 

[Bernardo de la Paz]

 

[B52G8rAC]

Just so you know, Playboy or Sports Illustrated had Houston ranked No. 1.

 

[UteManX]

Go to Satchel's.

Thank you! I appreciate all the Ideas we can get. We’ll return the hospitality when y’all are out here. Hell come on and join our tailgates. We get there the night before the game and camp out. We welcome all visiting fans.

 

[UteManX]

You might travel well, but isn't 100% a bit optimistic?

We’ll all make it. Why would we book our flights and buy our tickets, book our hotels and not show up? That’s crazy talk and us mount folk are nuts

 

[UteManX]

Would you be interested in taking some homeless people back with you?

We have plenty as it is, maybe we could trade a few of the camps?

 

[oxrageous]

Thank you! I appreciate all the Ideas we can get. We’ll return the hospitality when y’all are out here. Hell come on and join our tailgates. We get there the night before the game and camp out. We welcome all visiting fans.

Our fans usually don't travel for the cupcake games.

 

[aka]

I'll take the homerism. Better than Doering picking UK to win the East.

 

[g8tr76]

Just saw this. Great read!

Florida vs. Utah football preview, prediction

 

[aka]

Thank you! I appreciate all the Ideas we can get. We’ll return the hospitality when y’all are out here. Hell come on and join our tailgates. We get there the night before the game and camp out. We welcome all visiting fans.

Trying to arrange a ski trip in January.

 

[soflagator]

We have plenty as it is, maybe we could trade a few of the camps?

I don’t know how to say this repespctfully, but it’s my understanding that people from your state generally stink. So we’d have to decline that offer. Check georgia on your way out.

 

[UteManX]

Hopefully you guys won't be allowed access when arriving at the stadium. No offense. You can holler from the parking lot for the 5 minutes or so the game is close. UF needs to cut the allotment for visitors by at least 75%.

Even if you're allowed in, you guys aren't going to want to be there for the second half.

What ever happened to good ole southern hospitality with warm apple pie or something like that? Of course we’ll stay through the second half. We wouldn’t miss it. Many of use are hoping for another Florida man story to happen.

 

[UteManX]

Trying to arrange a ski trip in January.

Be sure to go to snowbasin over the cottonwood canyons or park city. You’ll avoid the crowds and get the best kept secret out here. It will still be busy but not insanely busy.