- Aug 1, 2018
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So many talk of his words. Well, here's a few that caught my fancy and a few that were his recollections from his youth and one, possibly, of the OP. Enjoy.
Quips:
His Story:
Perhaps the OP (aka Lee)?
But this one takes a few reads before you get it and then it made me smile…
Quips:
- You guys are consonantly using vowel language.
- We are all puppets
with a few strings cut
just enough freedom
to tangle usselves up. - And we need to recognize the worth of paying more to "buy American".
- One guy stumbled- cut him. They need more competitive dummies. Ones we got seem pushovers.
- The pessimistic volume gets turned up too loud on here. Praise is contemptible pumping. Pumpers are declared idiots. I should know. I'm an idiot.
- I have a bent for a break.
- Due to "non-recession" money confusion, Eskimos are keeping their money in snowbanks.
- What about Fox's coverup on the sudden uprise of suicides by My Pillow?
- Ox is banal retentive. He'll ban your azz.
- Moses successfully led his people with a crooked staff.
- If we cannot count on recruiting, why are we so recounting such recruiting?
- Can't call her a kunz. She lacks the warmth & depth.
- So another Biden (Jill) has slunk into debasement?
- To rally voters, Buttyjudge will have to become a dork to dork salesman.
- Incorrect insights attract corrections of hindsights.
- What if Napier's message is the type that recruits have to marinate in for a stretch - then many understand & come? It's the very first coating with Napsauce. Let it soak in?
- ... bet you keep your Adderall Dr. on speed-dial.
- No way those heels are going to hold up?- She swallow a U-haul-it.trailer?
- The question is = did holding all those marathons even help the Greeks in the long run?
- reciprocal in verse just a crass transaction, the sticking in the air the azz of a fraction.
- Please, guys, send me abroad.
His Story:
- Actually, my first time on campus was in my sophomore high school year '61, when we (Ribault) won the Cross Country State Championship. We set a historic record for the lowest total score. We placed 6 runners in the top 10. Only 5 runners count, so you can guess who came in 6 on our team - but I was just a sophomore.
Anyway, for the Start, the contestant crowd was called up by school name. Our captain decided he was gonna run barefoot so we all shed our hodgepodge shoes. All the ritzy schools from South Florida pointed and laughed when we walked up in naked feet. (They all had co-ordinated cc-designed shoes.) We were the rural Ruprics in that day. During the race, I passed our captain 'cause he was having an asthma attack. He got control of it and finished 3rd in the state, Anyway, at the top 10 medal ceremony, the PA speaker got to say "all right, you guys from Ribault line up - we had finished 3,6,7,8,9,10.= 6 in the top 10. It was the only time any of us ran barefoot.
We all glowed inside walking to the medals stage in front of designer shoes South Florida.
- 1963, orientation week, with my beloved Dad. He was so inwardly proud because he had to drop out of the 7th grade because in bed the same night, side by side holding hands, his Mom & Dad died from the Spanish Flu and at 12, he had to quit school to work full time in the fields to get his 5 younger siblings through school.
Pushing my tray University Cafe. (Loaded with some great tasting grub.) As I turned with my food-ladened tray toward the dining area, I heard a cacophonous crash. Yep, my fascinated Dad just kept pushing his food tray right off the end of the rails - food on the floor. I felt no embarrassment because that would be applying some kind of negative feeling toward my beloved Dad. We both laughed at the table when I looked at his new-filled tray and simply asked "second helpings"?
Perhaps the OP (aka Lee)?
But this one takes a few reads before you get it and then it made me smile…- "My sister had to send her son to a placebo halfway house. To me, the kid seemed happiest when he OD'd."
